🎶Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in, the city of Manhattan 🎶

city of Isla Grande

Under the bridge downtown

is where I blew some dude

I gave my ass awaaaaayyyyy - yeaaaahhhhh

darlin won't you please spit in my mouth

Oh how his dick was browwwn

and then I took some goo

There's a new fella at the job site who is like a mirror of Joe Cumia but younger. Just constantly making himself the butt of jokes by perpetually trying to present himself as a cool badass. Lies on the level of "I go skydiving with my model wife while ripping it on guitar and skateboarding down on a rainbow"

Everything these type of people say is to One Up everyone else

He sounds exhausting.

awesome username u/RoadSodaz4Lyfe, was getting wasted off bud light lime road sodaz in honor of cinco de mayo yesterday!

can't wait for brother joe's new band. he is doing a rage against the machine / rhcp cover band!

With the song parody writing talent here, you’ll all have multimillionaire brothers in radio before you can say “bunch of faggots”... #OJ

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Imagine thinking "my brother is rich" is your accomplishment

Oh my god he's posting as /u/OpieCakeStomp AND /u/BrotherJoesCunt IN THE SAME THREAD. Triggered much, you old fucking faggot?

I’m not old, I’m well seasoned. So why don’t you eat me

Cool - that's all you want to dispute, triggered fucking faggot? Then we are in agreement.

You're old and also you're fat and also your girlfriend is ugly. Hit the bricks already you faggot.

Suck my spit

how long until the /r/opienanthony /r/cumtown merge?

You can't make a podcast with 1 funny guy and 2 idiots who suck all of the air out of the room. It's just not good. It actually got worse as the other 2 idiots started getting confident and thought they were interesting people.

Those 2 other guys couldn't be more useless.

They are just pathetic human beings who should be open-micing on weekends, while the fat one is a mechanic in queens and the other one is a financial planner. Not well-paid to talk.

I'm angry I wasted so much time listening to those two dweebs, hoping it'd get better or Nick would just tell a an hour long story.

Great job with this post

I got the complete lyrics, whatcha think?

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Sometimes I feel

Like I don't have testosterone

Sometimes I feel

Like my only friend

Is the city I live in

The shithole of Long Island

Lonely as I am

Together we suck

​

I drive on her streets

Like a nigger & faggot

I walk through her hills

'Cause I'm looking for spit

She sees my good deeds

And she kisses me windy

I'm not a peado

Now that is a lie

​

I don't ever wanna peel,

Like I did that day.

Don't make me shave another spud,

'Cause I'm bald & gay

I don't ever wanna peel,

Like I did that day.

But take me to big apple ranch,

'Cause I'm bald & gay

​

It's hard to believe

That I can enter contracts

It's hard to believe

That I don't have a job

At least I have Ant's money

The biter he owes me

Lonely as I am

Together we cry

​

I don't ever wanna peel,

Like I did that day.

Don't make me shave another spud,

cuz I'm bald & gay

I don't ever wanna peel,

Like I did that day.

But take me to big apple ranch,

cuz I'm bald & gay

​

Under the bridge downtown

Is where I blew some dude

Under the bridge downtown

I could not get enough

Under the bridge downtown

Forgot about my daughter

Under the bridge downtown

I gave my spunk away

Your autism is appreciated and duly noted.

The BEST THING I EVER READ!!! Die.

You first, old unhealthy man. :-) toodaloo.

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the shithole of Long Island

It should just be considered a county of New Jersey.

[Verse]

E/B B C#m G#m A

Sometimes I feel, like I don't have testosterone

E/B B C#m A

Sometimes I feel, like my only friend

E/B B C#m G#m A

Is the city I live in, the shithole of Long Island

E/B B C#m A Emaj7

Lonely as I am, together we suck

[Verse]

E/B B C#m G#m A

I drive on her streets like a nigger & faggot

E/B B C#m A

I walk through her hills 'cause I'm looking for spit

E/B B C#m G#m A

She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy

E/B B C#m A Emaj7

I'm not a peado, now that is a lie

[Chorus]

F#m E/B B F#m

I don't ever wanna peel, like I did that day.

F#m E/B B F#m

Don't make me shave another spud, 'cause I'm bald & gay

F#m E/B B F#m

I don't ever wanna peel, like I did that day.

F#m E/B B F#m

But take me to big apple ranch, 'cause I'm bald & gay…

E/B B C#m G#m A E/B B C#m A…

Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some kidspit

You are a wordsmith of a generation. Sure as fuck aint my generation, but a generation none the less. Got a niggas ribs.

mic molester

He thinks this is good. lol

So glad we're getting back to Joe bashing. Old faggot was getting way too cocky on here. Bragging that he got the old sub closed and threatening that he has some master plan to get this place closed.

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Music for the soul

He could definitely do the scene where he's running and his boobs are undulating in slow motion

So glad Ant sent my allowance again Cause the last check was late, I had to drink my urine I'm so glad I don't have to peel no more skins Gonna keep on trying Till I reach the People's Court!

Whatchu got, you got to feed it to your Nana