Is it me who's out of touch? ....No, it's the women who are wrong.
0 2019-05-06 by MrFeedYoNana
One of those stupid Baron Allen shows came on and the crowd was super hype, and I told my girlfriend, look, the crowd is hype for the set up but watch them blanch at the punchline.
The punchline was awful and all the excitement of being at a live comedy show flew out the fucking window. The entire crowd let out sad puffs of air and then sat silently.
I told my dumb-yet-delicious bitch that women are almost never as funny as men are and BOY DID SHE BLOW A GASKET!
I explained that being a man is real hard and most comics worth their salt only became funny because they were severely bullied in a way that female comics never experience, and that's why men are funny and women aren't: because the men have been physically violated by shitkickers, while women have been carefully corralled and coddled, and as such are unfunny because they have never had to depend on their humor to diffuse violent jawbreaking fisticuffs.
My girlfriend refuses to accept this.
I find many female comics to be very funny: Sarah Silverman, Lynne Kotlitz, Joan Rivers, Betty White, Rita Rudner, Gilda Gladner, Janeane Garofalo, Margaret Cho before she tried to culturally appropriate black people shitting in their pants, Beth Littleford on The Daily Show, it goes on and on.
I respect female comics, if they are funny.
Others, who simply copy and paste their jokes, like Bonnie MacFarlane-Vos, are very unfunny.
God I have lost the thread.
What do you think? Have I committed a violent crime against female comedy by telling my bitch that women are stupid and unfunny?
I considered it a mitzvah but unfortunately it turns out I'm a schmuck.
28 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
Who gives a fuck about your life
0 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
Nobody.
But why don't you gently suckle upon my penis?
We both know you want to.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-06
Why do you care what ur girlfriend thinks?
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
I'm woke nigger
Get on my level
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-06
I think women's unfunniness is due to biological hardwiring and hormones
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
I think it's about their upbringing.
I only became funny by desperately throwing jokes out to avoid being physically pummelled by large, dark skinned fellows of a certain type.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
When did you stop being funny though?
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
Sometime around puberty I think
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
I can pinpoint it to 5th grade. My black friend David Rainey had a big dick and used to take it out in the school restroom and spin in a circle while pissing as a joke.
Mine was just a lil goober.
Later we got together to violently assault a guy who slighted us mildly.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-06
You should get cable instead of watching Byron Allen shows on your local over-the-air stations after 11pm
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
Don't tell me how to succeed
Failure is my jam
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-06
Stop lying faggot, no girl would fuck you.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-06
"My dumb-yet-delicious bitch"
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
This guy fucks amirite?
0 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
I literally fuck
Sorry if that seems so unbelievable to you Patsos
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
You'd fuck her except I'd smack your bones loose
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
You stink
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-06
I bet you would, guy who got severely bullied.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-06
I learned to be funny by bullying people.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06
Me too except I kept getting in over my head and then guys with connections would hit me a bunch of times and I would barely retaliate due to overwhelming fear
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
This isn't the blogosphere, stop.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-06
I think we have different tastes based on our lives. I typically only find non woke white or black men funny. I’m sure if I was a woman I be would enjoy different things. Probably would be able to laugh anytime I saw something shiny, as I would most likely be retarded like the majority of them.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-06
But women are retarded. Ok.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-06
Yeah, I’m a nigger. We aren’t known for our big brains either.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-06
Who actually cares about what their girl thinks lol
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-06
Chicks are funnier situationally at an opie level of hit or miss
and thats subjective as hell based on a lot of factors
women are rarely funny angry, but my favorite female comics are cunts
joan rivers and Roseanne come to mind in that category
1 robertprongay 2019-05-06
Can we ban faggots like this
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-06
"Crowd was super hype" please die