What a honky. u/MichaelRichardsBot, what says you?

Throw her ass out, she's a nigger! SHE'S A NIGGER! SHE'S A NIGGER! LOOK, NIA'S A NIGGER!

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I literally can't tell if it's a user or a bot. AI has reached profound levels.

It certainly passes the Turing Test on certain topics.

It knew to call her a she. I mean heshe would be more fitting, but nevertheless, this bot has won my heart.

It certainly has! Though i had to wait 4 hours for Micheal's wisdom yesterday. Busy bot. Good bot.

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Pizza? You mean that thing that people will eat with almost anything on top of it? That's insane, nia!

What a boring cunt. She really has nothing better to do.

If you find time can you let Patrick S Tomlinson know that hes a pedophile and were on to him. Thanks.

Bet they tipped their waitress, though.

Why would someone call the police for that? The premise here is quite unsound

"Is my premise unsound Willard?"

You think she tells Bill this inane shit while he’s trying to watch the game?

They don't watch games. Games only further the patiarchy.

Bill’s not allowed to watch the game anymore.

I thought they didn't like the police?

They don’t call and report when they’re witnesses to gang shootings but they call about pizza toppings apparently

It’s hard to call when you’re dead.

They’re sloppy and leave witnesses all the time. Doesn’t matter becuz no snitchin’ nigga

She didn't take his name... oof

shes black though....how is she allowed to have some mighty opinion about pizza?

How many followers this bitch got??

Great, she's going to try to get into comedy soon.

Send this Orangutan back to the dark continent where she belongs.

Orangutans are from Asia, you dope.

Well this orangutan is from Africa

I wonder how much it bothers her that almost every reply is a reference to Bill.

Women are a problem.

Unfunny cunt.

Why don't you get your priorities straight and call about the children they have chained up in the pizza place's basement instead