FAGGOT

1  2019-05-05 by pre_thing

13 comments

That show looks really dumb and gay

One of America's only homegrown fighting styles is eye gouging, in the name of the Lord. No other country ever got down like that, as far as I can tell.

The best part is, whoever got their eye, or both eyes, gouged out, that guy was considered the loser, not just of the fight, but of the dispute that the fight was based around. It was believed that God himself had watched over the battle and chosen who's eye should be ripped lose from their skull.

The blinded loser was then ridiculed and spit on as they dejectedly left the town, which they were now banished from.

It's all here in this pamphlet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)

Desktop link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)


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One of America's only homegrown fighting styles is eye gouging, in the name of The Lord.

No other nation seems to ever have fallen to this level of depravity.

To settle disputes, you'd try to pop your enemy's eye balls out of their heads. Whoever got their eyes popped out was considered the loser, not of just of the fight, because that much is obvious. But also the entire dispute.

If your eye ended up laying around on your cheekbone, people believed God allowed that to happen to you because you were a dirty fucking liar, and you deserved it.

They'd run your blind ass out of town on a rail.

It's all right here in the pamphlet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)

And here's an old school wrestling match where Stan Hansen (nearly blind himself without glasses) swung a lariat that broke Vader's nose before the match even started. Vader started throwing haymakers at Stan, who responded by yanking his goddamn eyeball out in front of a stadium full of people and viewers at home. Vader removed his mask to show his eye was out and then proceeded to continue fistfighting a crazy drunk cowboy:

https://youtu.be/zzFR9T29PoQ

You can tell he really took it hard by the amount of times he clenched his nigger jaw

Why are there negroids in this show? There weren't supposed to be any.

Multicultural fag shit. Hey let's do The Sopranos but Paulie and Silvio are chinks.

You’ll appreciate the fact that all the niggers are castrated in this show.

He made him an offer he couldn’t understand

They got a strongly worded letter from one N. Burr and she made it clear that she wasn't interested in watching 'No white people in the middle ages and shit' so they updated their casting.

Good

One of my proudest achievements is that I've watched one episode of this horse shit. I need to achieve more I guess but it's something.

Oh no, my precious translator.

gay ass show.