Kevin, your daughter. Woof.

Yeah. Ugly big-eared stupit bitch.

Age.

No,seriously, FUCKING AGE. NOW.

her face belongs on something much more gross looking

She has the posture of “it’s Pat”

Why does he make those stupid faces in everything he does?

Low self esteem.

Mental illness

It's his version of the soyboy face

Someone posted his explanation of that face the other day. Cliff notes: "it's what he feels inside maaaaan"

It was that gay.

He’s become a real faggot in the last five years. Yuck

Even that is being generous to be honest... You'd most likely agree if you read (or I can find) his long drawn out explanation of his stupid face.

I just read why. Yeah. He’s just a fucking asshole, fuck him. He should be shocked anyone gives him money to make films, they’ve just become absolute shit.

Post it

”On the left, my standard “Somebody just slipped a finger up my ass” photo pose. On the right, the often requested “would you do it normal for once” non-pose. I prefer the version on the left because it tells a story. How I present on the left is how I actually feel inside: I’m in an omnipresent state of shock and delight that I somehow got a job in the entertainment biz, found an amazing partner, created another human being, etc. The look on the right doesn’t represent how I feel at all - about anything. It’s how I’ll likely look when I’m dead one day, and there is no more story to tell. So for the folks who wanna know why I always make with the wide-eyes? I work my face like a Muppet because I’m reflecting what I feel on the inside. It may be a conscious affectation but ironically, it coveys an absolute truth: I like being on this side of the dirt. (For all the folks who said I looked good in the video yesterday, all credit goes to @iamemilydawn for making me look not so 48 with makeup and magic hair!) #KevinSmith”

He could have just admitted it's due to low self esteem

Or that he’s s fraud/phony.

He feels surprised that his career lasted this long?

Actually, that's pretty much what he expressed. At least the asshole hack is self-aware how lucky he is to get any acknowledgement at all.

He's not really overrated though. He's barely allowed to do anything in Hollywood anymore

“Jay and Silent Bob Reboot”

I wish I was joking.

Yuck will his stupid daughter be playing a main role?

"You know, I never really had an explicit gender in mind for the Jay character. Also, Bob is gay."

His ugly wife will undoubtedly be a hot, desirable chick again, embarassingly.

I think if this doesn’t at least break even in the theaters, he’ll have no choice but to stick to superhero TV shows.

His stuff is cheap and he has a big enough neck beard fan base that he’ll always make enough money to make it worthwhile.

He's explained it before - you give him a million dollars to make a movie, a year later he gives you a million and a half back. He's been doing those numbers regularly for decades, so he'll never be short of funding.

overrated

His career has been downhill since chasing amy, and that was quite a long time ago. Dude has been able to get a movie in a theater in years now. He tried and failed to get another Mallrats made, I think most people are aware that he's shit at this point.

Because he makes movies for $100,000 and they bring in $150,000 for god knows what reason.

They'll never give him a nine-figure capeshit franchise, but they'll keep pumping out sequels to Yogurt Hoses as long as there's a return on investment.

"capeshit"

Vurry gud vurry gud

I personally thought Clerks 2 was the high point of his career. But his podcasts became fucking unlistenable after a while.

I liked Red State, and I think because he finally stopped leaning on the crutch of Jay and Silent Bob.

Agreed. Second-best movie, for me.

You’re all retarded. Every movie you mentioned was bad

Oh. Okay.

Clerks two was extra try hard and cringey. Almost even kore so than clerks one.... two of his worst movies imo...

I haven't seen Chasing Amy but all his other early stuff he's praised for is decent but overrated as shit anyway.

Completey agreed. I was a big fan of his films up to chasing amy... But I was also a lame stoner douchebag kid at the time. They're okay, but not great.

I liked Chasing Amy, but then I turned 18 and quickly realized it was pseudo intellectual, emotional drivel. Might as well watch Zach Braff movies.

He's never made a decent movie.

he made clerks with 10k

Rodriguez made el mariache with 7k

kevin smith sucks

7k goes a long way in mexico

I want to punch that guy so so much

How much does he charge for his daughter's cosplay prostitution services?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC_sxqaIzyk

19 minutes of shitting on Kevin Smith for letting everyone know he is crying. This type of behavior needs more publicity.

Mega64 is as gay as Kevin Smith

Don't know them well enough but anyone who goes out of their way to call out this blubbering man child is cool with me.

They got internet-famous in the pre-youtube days. They do skits for companies and their website. Their podcast is funny especially as they are older now and not as SJWish as most podcasts.

Who the fuck are these people

That was really bad. I’d rather listen to Kevin smith cry than these poofs talk about anything.

There is so much think eyeglass plastic in this podcast I could make enough Tupperware from it to utilise a dozen children’s lunchboxes.

Just fuck off.

What a well-lit, attractive group of "...who?'s" who should definitely have a video element to highlight their varied speech impediments and physical deformities.

Nice oromandibular dystonia and Milo Ventimiglia mouth, stupid.

I've never been a big fan of his movies but he will always have my respect for bashing old hoo hoo and saying how much he loves doing the bbboys show. not many A list celebrities were willing to do that.

And then the boys fucked that up with Kevin. O and A and jimmy were always such star fuckers. They came on their shoes when anybody halfway famous did the show.Listening now it’s so fucking cringe worthy.

Someone get this man some clothes.

That definitely looks like a mentally-stable girl with zero daddy issues who doesn't express her neurosis through sexual promiscuity.

Kevin's got better tits than his daughter

At first I thought his daughter's head was photoshopped on. Then I realized her head and face are too big for her body because she's the daughter of a fat fuck and skinny tall gremlin. Bitch's face looks like it should be a knot on a tree that kind of looks like a face.

Stewie Griffin face

At least he's pretty self aware to have a quote like that.

He got the girl tho.

He ironed on Vader's chest buttons on a hockey jersey...

"Better write another script - my little girl needs a re-up on the Valtrex"

I want to pull that hockey jersey over his head and punch him in the stomach

He’s also incredibly sensitive and incapable of dealing with criticism. A massive faggot indeed.

He seems very surprised about something

That might just be the gayest shirt I have ever seen. Real original and obscure you fat hack.

That passive aggressive faggot eyebrow raising shit makes me fucking livid.

Faggot fuck.

Who's the ironing board that just got done blowing a Smurf...?

Take off the hat, Kevo

Nice school shooter coat stupid

He was probably a blubbering mess in "Endgame"...

I wish somebody would get a video of themselves meeting kevin smith while pretending to be a fan, and then stabbing him in the belly real quick-like so kev would have an actual reason to make that stupid fucking face

She's blew the Blue Man Group,because?