61 2019-05-05 by senselessdegenerate
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-05-05
Hotels that don't do background checks.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-05
Is he 800 pounds?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-05
He can’t carry a gun so he’s decided to wear a Kevlar vest 24/7. The ankle monitor also restricts his movements.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-05
I hope he's the next mysterious death at the Hotel Carter.
1 StentFeznor 2019-05-05
"Of course my friend Mr McCann! Leave her with me. Her name is Madeleine? She will be like family until you return."
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-05
I take it back, his green screen does a lot of cool things.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-05
“Can I touch your hair?” He says to every passing blonde woman. Assuming he doesn’t just cop a feel without asking
1 Jungies 2019-05-05
For some reason they always (mistakenly) assume he means head hair.
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1 BeakersRedBush 2019-05-05
Hotels that don't do background checks.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-05
Is he 800 pounds?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-05
He can’t carry a gun so he’s decided to wear a Kevlar vest 24/7. The ankle monitor also restricts his movements.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-05
I hope he's the next mysterious death at the Hotel Carter.
1 StentFeznor 2019-05-05
"Of course my friend Mr McCann! Leave her with me. Her name is Madeleine? She will be like family until you return."
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-05
I take it back, his green screen does a lot of cool things.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-05
“Can I touch your hair?” He says to every passing blonde woman. Assuming he doesn’t just cop a feel without asking
1 Jungies 2019-05-05
For some reason they always (mistakenly) assume he means head hair.