Hotels that don't do background checks.

Is he 800 pounds?

I hope he's the next mysterious death at the Hotel Carter.

"Of course my friend Mr McCann! Leave her with me. Her name is Madeleine? She will be like family until you return."

I take it back, his green screen does a lot of cool things.

“Can I touch your hair?” He says to every passing blonde woman. Assuming he doesn’t just cop a feel without asking

For some reason they always (mistakenly) assume he means head hair.