Friendly reminder that Sam Roberts actually thinks sneakerhead culture is cool

59  2019-05-05 by I_hate_henry_rollins

Sam Roberts, a man in his thirties, actually gives a shit about “colorways” and most likely frequents sneaker culture blogs in order to find out what the latest “drops” are. Also he likes coordinating his shoes to his outfits as if doing so will distract from his moribund ape skull and shitty Art Garfunkel hair.

Ugly soulless freak. I hope he gets salmonella from his next plate of nuggies.

14 comments

1  RoliMosimann 2019-05-05

I know black guys in their 40s like that. They're black, though. That's their version of collecting nerdy action figures. Same collects actions figures and sneakers. And VHS tapes of wrestling. I honestly don't know how people in his life don't hit him more.

1  ApeNia 2019-05-05

He doesn't actually care about sneakers, he just wants some kind of identity. It's pretty common for mixed race kids like him, never feeling they belong etc

1  SibHashian13 2019-05-05

Doesn’t he have an Instagram account for his sneakers?

1  I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-05

That’s fucking awful. He does? Really? Fuck that’s awful

1  benniezoom12 2019-05-05

He also has a notsam vanity plate on his car

1  fawwkyeah 2019-05-05

He also goes to black barbershops to maintain the tiny bit of hair he has left

When he leaves they say, ”Ayo that Jewish nigga looked weird as fuck”

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-05-05

Its him, that dude from 3rd base, Chumlee and shane mcmahon.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-05-05

Don't forget Michael Rappasore

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-05-05

There's just so much with him it slipped my mind.

1  GunClubVRMod 2019-05-05

Anyone who like sneakerhead culture should repeatedly get sneakers to the head.

1  sumant28 2019-05-05

I like those Balenciagas, the ones that look like socks

1  literalotherkin 2019-05-05

Of course he does it's something Blacks do and he worships Blacks.

1  BlackManMoan 2019-05-05

One of the gayest things I've ever seen was a grown ass man, who owned a Dodge Magnum, actually turned the trunk of his car into a showcase for his shoes. They were all neetly nestled in there own spots complete with custom lighting.

I want to be making this up.

1  watermelanoma69 2019-05-05

Sam Roberts and his “wannabe down” act makes me sick