shut up faggot

Why do track your girlfriend's movements with GPS? That's weird unless you've caught her being dicked down in the past.

He probably is just self aware enough to know it's inevitable.

medication time

Thats weird unless..

its literally weird in any situation you could think of

You know that being annoying and unfunny isn't some wacky character-building bit, right? You're just a faggot

He and JohnDough are doing the same shtick, pretending that they're lame, unfunny losers as a bit in a sad attempt to convince that they're not lame, unfunny losers.

Oh, we're not interacting. I'm muting this convo and you can sit it the silence that the couple of us were generous enough to get a reprieve from. Try again without the trash gimmick.

I refuse to feed into your delusional world. You are not riling me up, or affecting me or literally anyone else you interact with in any way. I made a post making fun of you because you're entertaining to make fun of. That is reality. You can play mental gymnastics and try to bend reality all you want, but it's all phony posturing.

Dismissed

While u/Fanofbenjamin laughs. Rocking farther and farther backward against the cabin top, spreading his laugh out across the water- laughing at the girl, at the guys, at George, at me sucking my bleeding thumb, at the captain back at the pier... and the Big Nurse and all of it. Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy. He knows there's a painful side; he knows my thumb smarts and his girlfriend has a bruised breast and the doctor is losing his glasses, but he won't let the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain.