Happy Cinco De Mayo you degenerates

10  2019-05-05 by juschippinyababe

Hope you guys have a great day drinking your asses off and railing lines of good blow and maybe enjoy some good latin tail. I hope SpaceEdge finds the right Vein to send that overdose dose of heroin to his fatty heart. Fuck you SpaceEdge you fat thieving junkie fuck. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck YOU!!

16 comments

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05

Cinco de Mayo (pronounced [ˈsiŋko ðe ˈmaʝo] in Latin America, Spanish for "Fifth of May") is an annual celebration held on May 5. The date is observed to commemorate the Mexican Army's victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza.

More popularly celebrated in the United States than Mexico,the date has become associated with the celebration of Mexican-American culture. These celebrations began in California, where they have been observed annually since 1863. The day gained nationwide popularity in the 1980s thanks especially to advertising campaigns by beer and wine companies. Today, Cinco de Mayo generates beer sales on par with the Super Bowl.

shut up you hallmark card faggot

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

Heroin overdose for you too then.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-05-05

Send one my way too

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

Just contact u/spaceedge he'll hook you right up with one. And a 5 finger discounted vape too.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-05-05

I smoke cigarettes, I don't do that faggot vape shit. I try all the time to try to quit but I can't stand them.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

I've hit my friends tobacco cartridges before and that shit fucking gave me a headache and made me cough more than actual fucking cigarettes. Healthier for you my fucking ass, that shit is killing you with how much people suck on that shit. Only time a vape is worth it is if it's butane hash oil or blasting off with DMT.

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-05

"I want my nicotine to taste like cotton candy"

Bunch of pansies.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05

i hope you get alcohol poisoning and asphyxiate on your own bile

gringo puto

1  varamyr6skin 2019-05-05

Got into a 5 min argument abt the origin of this non holiday the other day. I've been in Mex on 5 de mayo, nobody knows or cares abt any of this shit.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-05

SpaceEdge should legitimately kill himself, and for that reason I support Cinco De Mayo.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

We all know he's going to eventually do it. But I think we're all quietly competing for bragging rights for being the one that finally pushes him over the edge to do it.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-05

Imagine being the guy in prison who's only there because you bullycided a fat piece of shit. Depending on how you tell the story, you can either come across as a Hannibal Lecter-esque genius, or a guy who should be mercilessly raped.

1  RoliMosimann 2019-05-05

Someone reported this post for "Target Harassment against me". Fuck you, SpaceEdge, wishing the piece of shit that ruined the old sub would OD isn't harassment. I know you miss being able to ban anyone that talks shit about you, so maybe you should have thought about that before driving everyone over here. You can report posts like this all you want, no one is going to do shit about it. It's not addressed directly to you, so don't read the fucking sub if you don't want to see people wishing you were dead. Go the fuck back to your own dead sub.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

Lol fuck him. This shit did it's job, good. Let's hope it's the last push he needed.

1  Billyassman 2019-05-05

Fuck beaners and their shitty booze ,its so bad you gotta use salt and lime.to cover up that rancid taste.

1  juschippinyababe 2019-05-05

They have some good dark beers that you should give a shot. Negra Modelo is great, you'll like it. But yeah I agree with you, I hate corona and dos equis. Won't even drink the fucking shit. If you have to add lime to it, just make a fucking margarita like a man and be done with it. Stupid spic faggots. With that said don't ever fucking use pre-made margarita mix, make that shit from scratch like it's supposed to be done.