Guys, my chick didn't send me her hourly latitude & longitude coordinates like she promised she would
48 2019-05-05 by KisoRiverNippon
So I was trying to install a camera in this gas station's bathroom stall, and I check my phone and it's 2:25. My chick always tells me where she is because of how confident & secure I am, but I had to upgrade her to specific coordinates just in case. 2:25, and she didn't send me anything! Any advice for my 100% relevant-to-you, and might I add HILARIOUS problem?
51 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-05
Dump her.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
For real. That faggot said people shouldn't trust me in another sub. Fuck him, im glad hes in such a shit relationships that he gps tracks his gf and she still cheats on him.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-05
The only outlet he has left is trying to convince people to care his stupid-ass bathroom
1 auto-xkcd37 2019-05-05
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-05-05
Bad bot
xkcd sucks
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05
Bad bot
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Its great how committed to the bit she is that she threw out her own toothbrush
1 McGowan9 2019-05-05
A real method actress. Somehow that guy can't see what's so obvious to everyone else. That the gentleman of colour she is having sex with behind his back pissed on the toilet seat.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-05
Actress? What does she do with her hands on camera? Asking for a friend...
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-05
But the LANLORDS KID pissed on the SEAT LOL
1 ApeNia 2019-05-05
He also left an empty 40oz bottle of Steele Reserve and half a pack of Newports on the nightstand.
That kid is becoming a real problem.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05
“Honey! that kid left another durag on our bed again!I’ll throw it in with the coloreds”
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
SOMEBODY GOT UPSET THAT I EMBARRASSED THEM!!!!
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
UH OH! Youre still reeling from me calling you out! I dont even need to prove it!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
You know its cos you're a creepy paranoid weirdo that your girlfriend is fucking guys who piss on your toilet right?
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
SIR! Did i embarrass you?! Please dont feel that way!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
No honestly, you didn't.
But really im going to have to ban you from there if you say anything else that displeases me boy.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
Sir, you dont have to use the meager authority you have in life to make yourself feel better. You can IMPROVE!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
I just feel the community would benefit from the lack of a creepy peasant whose girlfriend needs to fuck alphas who piss on his toilet seat. The kind of person who can only afford meager dwellings such as yours isn't up to the calibre we require.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
Excuse me sir, but i think i see your problem! You use the term "we", and sir, there is no "we"! These people are not your friends! Stop getting so upset about these silly things!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Look, ive given you a ban of around 23 days, i think thats the right ammount of time you need to cool off. Try sniffing your (his) toilet seat, you might inhale enough test to make a reasonable decision.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
I can still post and comment sir! It appears your ban was ineffective! Thank you sir!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Good for you guy
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
Yes! And bad for YOU i might add! You should have given up when you werent so ashamed!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Shh, this is the last time we can talk, its just of no value to me
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
Sir, you shouldnt have invested so much anger and time into trying to win, you embarrassed yourself and now you seem like a little bitch! There are multiple comments you wrote to me, proving this over and over, you cant even pretend anymore sir! I commend you on your massive failure, and i wish you luck in all that you do! FAREWELL SIR!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Im going to block you now, sorry angel
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
FAREWELL SIR!
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05
Would you tell him if you were, genuinely?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-05
Punch her in the face and rape her.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-05-05
Hourly? You should make sure she’s checking in every 3 minutes all day and night. She should always be thinking of you . Knowing this will free your mind up for more important things like camera instillations, sending asshole pics and fake wedding proposals to fat girls.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-05
Cut off her clitoris is the way to go
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-05
I just saw that post, the whole thing was quite painful.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-05
Where was this?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bkqpb5/landlords_kid_is_very_likely_going_in_me_and_my/
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-05
Oh, that dude. Unfunny cuck.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-05
Look how he was faggoting around here
https://www.reddit.com/r/JokerChaos/comments/bj1cuc/i_dont_trust_dr_seepage/
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-05
Why are you all gay
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-05
Excuse me sir, but i am waaaaay funnier than you! Please get yourself a sex life pronto!!!!!!!!!!
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-05
You don't have a chick because you're a faggot and you're a faggot for making this post.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-05
Are you upset that I'm picking on your Internet friend? Drink bleach dumb faggot
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-05
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1 Colinfagerty 2019-05-05
Do tha bit.
1 TacolasCage 2019-05-05
Were you supposed to go to jacuzzi?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-05
Who's this now?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-05
Why would anyone share anything here? You have to be Marma levels of sick to not be burned to the ground and he still had quite a bit himself.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-05-05
You should keep your hard drive in a safety deposit box .
1 internetonlyfriends 2019-05-05
Why are you so upset about that guys post? You look like a complete loser.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-05
Why are you so dumb that you can't tell the difference between making fun of someone and being upset by them?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-05
Dude, look at his only post. You're talking to his alt. He's one of those faggots.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-05
Can the dude get a fucking life? He probably got bored triangulating where his whore was