Guys, my chick didn't send me her hourly latitude & longitude coordinates like she promised she would

48  2019-05-05 by KisoRiverNippon

So I was trying to install a camera in this gas station's bathroom stall, and I check my phone and it's 2:25. My chick always tells me where she is because of how confident & secure I am, but I had to upgrade her to specific coordinates just in case. 2:25, and she didn't send me anything! Any advice for my 100% relevant-to-you, and might I add HILARIOUS problem?

51 comments

Dump her.

For real. That faggot said people shouldn't trust me in another sub. Fuck him, im glad hes in such a shit relationships that he gps tracks his gf and she still cheats on him.

The only outlet he has left is trying to convince people to care his stupid-ass bathroom

stupid ass-bathroom


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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Its great how committed to the bit she is that she threw out her own toothbrush

A real method actress. Somehow that guy can't see what's so obvious to everyone else. That the gentleman of colour she is having sex with behind his back pissed on the toilet seat.

Actress? What does she do with her hands on camera? Asking for a friend...

But the LANLORDS KID pissed on the SEAT LOL

He also left an empty 40oz bottle of Steele Reserve and half a pack of Newports on the nightstand.

That kid is becoming a real problem.

“Honey! that kid left another durag on our bed again!I’ll throw it in with the coloreds”

SOMEBODY GOT UPSET THAT I EMBARRASSED THEM!!!!

UH OH! Youre still reeling from me calling you out! I dont even need to prove it!

You know its cos you're a creepy paranoid weirdo that your girlfriend is fucking guys who piss on your toilet right?

SIR! Did i embarrass you?! Please dont feel that way!

No honestly, you didn't.

But really im going to have to ban you from there if you say anything else that displeases me boy.

Sir, you dont have to use the meager authority you have in life to make yourself feel better. You can IMPROVE!

I just feel the community would benefit from the lack of a creepy peasant whose girlfriend needs to fuck alphas who piss on his toilet seat. The kind of person who can only afford meager dwellings such as yours isn't up to the calibre we require.

Excuse me sir, but i think i see your problem! You use the term "we", and sir, there is no "we"! These people are not your friends! Stop getting so upset about these silly things!

Look, ive given you a ban of around 23 days, i think thats the right ammount of time you need to cool off. Try sniffing your (his) toilet seat, you might inhale enough test to make a reasonable decision.

I can still post and comment sir! It appears your ban was ineffective! Thank you sir!

Good for you guy

Yes! And bad for YOU i might add! You should have given up when you werent so ashamed!

Shh, this is the last time we can talk, its just of no value to me

Sir, you shouldnt have invested so much anger and time into trying to win, you embarrassed yourself and now you seem like a little bitch! There are multiple comments you wrote to me, proving this over and over, you cant even pretend anymore sir! I commend you on your massive failure, and i wish you luck in all that you do! FAREWELL SIR!

Im going to block you now, sorry angel

FAREWELL SIR!

Would you tell him if you were, genuinely?

Punch her in the face and rape her.

Hourly? You should make sure she’s checking in every 3 minutes all day and night. She should always be thinking of you . Knowing this will free your mind up for more important things like camera instillations, sending asshole pics and fake wedding proposals to fat girls.

Cut off her clitoris is the way to go

I just saw that post, the whole thing was quite painful.

Where was this?

Oh, that dude. Unfunny cuck.

Why are you all gay

Excuse me sir, but i am waaaaay funnier than you! Please get yourself a sex life pronto!!!!!!!!!!

You don't have a chick because you're a faggot and you're a faggot for making this post.

Are you upset that I'm picking on your Internet friend? Drink bleach dumb faggot

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Do tha bit.

Were you supposed to go to jacuzzi?

Who's this now?

Why would anyone share anything here? You have to be Marma levels of sick to not be burned to the ground and he still had quite a bit himself.

You should keep your hard drive in a safety deposit box .

Why are you so upset about that guys post? You look like a complete loser.

Why are you so dumb that you can't tell the difference between making fun of someone and being upset by them?

Dude, look at his only post. You're talking to his alt. He's one of those faggots.

Can the dude get a fucking life? He probably got bored triangulating where his whore was