POO

Someone explain to me why this unfunny fuck gets so much work

Instead of the triple parentheses it’s the poop emoji

And he literally looks like the poop emoji.

https://i.imgur.com/Qz2174x.png

Name two other Pakistani actors.

Faran Tahir and and Fawad Kahn

....and what have they been in (and don't say "dancing boys")?

I just Googled "paki actor in Hollywood" and those were the first two names besides him. I honestly don't know how anyone remembers these gibberish names.

Riz Ahmed but he is "British"

Because they sacrificed Aziz

I only know of this man’s existence through pics of him on this sub. His left eyebrow is always perched, and it bugs the fuck out of me.

Liberal whites love Indians for some reason, I think mostly pity

It's a mutual crush. I went down a rabbit hole and wound up on a few Indian subs, and apparently Indians go apeshit over white American aprroval.

Maybe the poor do, but middle class Indians are like middle class Asians and are obsessed with gaining prestige by associating with the West.

He's a paki fag. There's a difference. I think.

He's the ethnically more Indian type of Paki though. Indians are beta which makes them non-threatening to white liberals. Middle Easterners are way too rough for their tastes.

Since he is an ugly piece of shit, his only recourse is to be a bumbling sarcastic ugly oaf and doing that wacky Rob Schneider face is how he shows you hes funny. Hes not funny, so he has to show you he's supposed to be.

This is basically an admission that he fucks guys, right?

This guy fucks

possibly just an admission that he wants more private shitting areas

It's probably a signal to other fags that when he's in their neck of the woods that weekend he is looking to say daddy.

This is an admission that guys fuck him.

This is definitely a FFS, a faggot freudian slip for the laymen.

Or perhaps the tweet is a Kelsey Cook disorder (KCD) type tweet, as in it only happened in that person's head.

Does an Indian shit in the woods?

That would be an improvement to where they typically shit

Cats are 10 times more dignified in their bathroom habits

Only on the walking paths of hiking trails because they still have to impede your forward locomotion with their greasy curry shits.

The word "daddy" shouldn't even be in a man's vernacular

I call my dad “pop”, same thing I call soft drinks.

I call my old man by his name. That faggot has lost my love!

Sorry to hear that my dads a great guy!

Tbh I've known some older dudes who call their fathers "daddy" and I kinda envy them. Its just a backwoods country thing they do. The word has no weird sexual or creepy connotation to them like it does to our generation. It's just what they call them.

Meanwhile I'm over here calling my dad "bro" and "man" to avoid getting too familiar

Like Buford T Justice Jr?

I call my dad, dad. I've never call him by his name- call me faggot.

I call him pops cause I am cool with the kids

"My daddy fucked your daddy" -Carlin

the older i get, the more i realize carlin was a blowhard wannabe tough guy faggot

He made basic observations. In standup, that’s considered genius to not be a complete dumbass. I don’t blame him for the low standards, and he was OK and often funny, but the fact that people like Jimmy think he was some kind of mental giant is embarrassing.

i fucking hate standup

I’m just starting to hate the people who perform it.

I can't watch these goony cocksuckers get up on stage and pretend to 'rap' with the audience, I don't care who it is

It sounds more like "Diddy" when they say it in the real deep south. But same concept.

I don't think I even said it as a child.

Even when he was molesting you?

I'd look into his eyes and say "father", like a man!

Who?!

Say hi to Baloo and Shere Khan.

Is this homophobia?

well his trainer DID take a shit on his chest

Make sure you're inside when you do, dune coon.

Hey, posts about this guy were banned on the old sub. Nice to see him open for ridicule again.

(Odd how selective the last regime was in who they chose to deem off limits..)

doesn't anyone actually laugh at these kinda tweets? so inane and done to death. not funny at all

Disgusting Twitter shitter

Garage door opener

They cant even do that without going up with the door and getting crushed to death.

Look at this stupid ass 3rd world cuck hiring bonhead steroid faggots because he thinks their unnaturally bloated shoulders means they're probably fitness experts.

I wouldn't mind curb stomping this asshole- I would normally call him a faggot, but he's beyond being a faggot.

Move home, Paki

He also calls sidewalks “toilets.”

He's lying. He's just making up this story as an excuse to live in the woods and exploit the untouched shitting area nature has for offer.

The worst part about this is it probably never happened. Daddy jokes are just trendy.

Hopefully he is taken by Sasquatch when he starts shitting all over the woods

Hello streetshitter, my old friend we've come to post you once again Because a vision softly creeping Left its turds while I was sleeping And the smell that was planted in my brain Still remains

Where will he shit? There are no heavily travelled streets out there. Also hope that faggot dies.

That’s the reaction I’d have just for posting this gayness.

"...and I shall squat and shit on that exact spot."

He's going to coat the trees with shit. Filthy indians.

Hey puss.. glances up Did she even fuckin exist.

I’m sure it wasn’t a mistake. He was feeling the guy out, got a negative response, and tried to play it off. Faggot.

This is going great