Reminder: SpaceEdge PERSONALLY turned down Luis J Gomez' offer to buy the place for 10k

40  2019-05-04 by packitchofsositch

That's how much he didn't want to be in the limelight. He feared his truth of being exposed as a fatglacier. He's got about a 3:2 height to width ratio. He admitted that the anxiety that would come with selling and subsequently becoming a focus was the whole reason he didn't do it.

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What the fuck was Luis even attempting to do? It's not like this place has ever been LoS centric other than bashing Jay and Dave. What would have even been the point? To become a mod? He could have just asked, those idiots modded Bobo ffs.

I remember Luis saying he thought it would have been funny to buy it and shut it down or something

That would have been kind of funny, honestly.

He’s a real ass dude

But why? He's never even really been on the subs radar. People would goof on him or say he's not funny on occasion but it's not like he ever got the Matarese treatment where people cancel his gigs and fuck with his career. We fucked with open micers from r/standupshots more than we fucked with him so what gives? I know the answer to all of this is "probably because he's a dumb spic" but I'm genuinely curious. I'd tell you if I wasn't.

I think they were more on our radar back then. This was back when LoS was still on compound media. I don't really remember the specifics of it though. Not sure what his reasoning was

IIRC, he thought it would make a funny radio bit. Nobody has any idea how that would have worked.

Yeah I kinda remember that. Might still be on YouTube somewhere actually. I'll try and find it

For the record, that junkie fuck didn't tell anyone else about it at the time.

If anything, Luis is pretty high on our power rankings. Somewhere between Travis and Bob Kelly.

We don’t even really bash Jay other than his wardrobe and exaggerated tough guy persona.

he just wanted attention

probably a shell game. Ant offered him 30k, 20 for him 10 to pay to have it closed. Knew Space wouldn't sell it to him (Ant) so tried to get Gomez to do it

Anthony does not have 30k to throw around like that.

You watch your mouth. Bobo was one of the most venerable, least retarded, and least obese mods on that great sub.

He would have blown the 10K on heroin and shot it all up in like three hours.

Cocaine and blue chews are his DoC

Also sugar, clearly.

Don't do high currency swaps with Puerto Ricans. Never would have worked out.

So what. I once turned down the chance to fuck Kate Upton for 10k and you don't hear me going on about it.

im kind of shocked luis had $10k

So this fat fuck steals 100$ vape pens, but wouldn't sell a subreddit for 10,000$? That's some room temperature IQ right there. fucking mouth breather

Nice currency symbol placement, stupid.

all other related comedy-related subreddits instinctively respect this one as ground zero of internet inflammation. both luis & nick mullen have alluded to this. this subreddit is an institution whether or not anyone can bear to admit it

We're the show now, brotherman

2:3

That's more money than everyone in this sub has combined.

It’s okay, Joe turned down a lunch with Mika Jovovich.

Their schedules clashed!

She loved how tall he was tho.

how much will he sell it for now

i got 500 bucks

Tree fiddy.

He'd much rather steal from vape shops like an honorable citizen.

Turns down 10k, but still routinely commits theft. Fuck I hate this junky faggot more than Patrick almost.

So many missed opportunities for free pills 😭😭

Why would he sell the sub when vape batteries are free?

That beaner doesn't have 10K