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23  2019-05-04 by unwashedfezballs

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But can bumble bees sting?

Yeah, but the stinger and venom sack don't come out when they sting so it isn't as painful. I was curious because my cat was fucking with one

I always just say illegal immigrant. I didn't know I was so woke.

"undocumented" has been pushed since before the election, whatever adds more syllables and takes away the meanness is a plus.

Didnt Carlin go over this shit?

Mexicans are from Mars. You're gonna tell me people live in that godforsaken wasteland south of our border?

and because you dropped out of your mothers cunt on this side we are all blessed

Thanks, man.

Someone posted a cool tattoo yesterday and had to delete everything because the thread immediately filled up with creeps. The Trans Thirst Threads are filled by weirdos on a regular basis who think that because people are trans (and it's 99% trans women, pretty much never trans men who get this treatment) it's ok to be weird in the name of championing trans people or some shit.

From a front page about how they need to stop flirting with trannies.

What does this have to do with taco niggers?

Nothing, just pointing out that everyone there is gay.

Where are your election night tweets? I almost got fired over that shit

This subreddit is also filled with Very Online incels who are too ugly to get laid (and insufferable because no normal person wants to hear about boner killing vagina desert making politics 24/7 from some nerd whose only personality or identity is talking about politics) and of which who use "volcel" as a comping mechanism for said affirmed lack of getting laid.

This is the best quote from any thread in that sub

These cunts are everywhere too. Today somebody who posts there was calling me a “centrist dipshit” for being critical of a mic.com article he linked and saying he had an agenda

Then someone else pointed out that I literally post on r/opieandanthony as if that means i have some sort of political agenda too.

That's funny because I saw someone get upset when they were called out for posting on r/chapo