Nice going, stupids.

126  2019-05-04 by joecumialikestofelch

92 comments

Dumb ass continues:

iOS we’re well aware of the download issue. We submitted an update that has been thoroughly tested and works to specs 2 months ago. Apple denied this update based on not having an in app subscription option. We appealed and lost. We didn’t change the app, we just pushed a fix. That being said we’ve added the subscription service so they can steal 30% of any subscription activated in the app. They even insisted that we raise the prices 4¢ on monthly & biannual and $1.04 on annual. This is only iOS in app and not through Compound Media. The same prices remain in effect and will. The subscription service is being beta tested and we expect it to hit the App Store this week barring any Apple push back.

Android also has an update coming. Some android users (mostly Galaxy) have had some issues. Those have been addressed.

We have a few new shows in the pipe. 3 or 4. You will get to see another pilot show next Monday afternoon. Won’t give away the show but i think we “nailed it”. We’re working w Lauren Sivan and Bill on their history show. It’s bicoastal and we’re just figuring out the tech in having both hosts on opposite sides of the country. A rock show is finally coming. Maybe even an “E”Rock show. As well as working on a permanent spot for Trump.

We plan on taking Comedians of The Compound w LIVE TACS podcast on the road after our 1st June 29th show. This will most likely commence after summer.

That’s about it for now. Feel free to post questions or comments. I know one of the 1st will be AppleTv. It’s long overdue and over promised. It’s bitten us so many times that I’ll just leave it as it’s still planned for the future.

Thank you for continued patience when we run into issues we don’t have control of. We feel the pain more than any. But more importantly thank you for supporting us. Anthony, the staff, the talent and myself appreciate each and every one of you. You make what we do possible.

KtC

Maybe even an “E”Rock show

I want the full E-Rock podcast empire. A podcast about The Simpsons. A podcast about trying various treats. A podcast about new movies. A general "shoot the shit" podcast with Gittles.

A Universe. The E-Rock verse. I'm thinking spin-offs and and a 5 year arc

How do they “pay” all these new shows?

They made a ton off of the "Permanently Suspended" book tour and shitload of live shows

I hope he’s factoring in their sharpie budget.

And Joe’s allowance

I believe most of the other hosts do it for free

They just need to retire because this is embarrassing.

These idiots can’t do a show from one location half the time, I can’t wait to see the clusterfuck when they’re doing a show with two hosts across the country from each other.

Or, Yknow, just use Skype and do a fucking audio podcast like you should have done in the first place. I can only imagine what a goddamn history show on Cumpound Media will be like anyway. The first six months will be devoted to covering the many things the civil war was fought over that weren’t slavery.

Racist history hour

the choice to have a visual element still makes me scratch my balls and sniff

who the fuck even sits and watches people talk as opposed to just listening. i don't like it at all but jre at least doesn't rely on the visuals, you can listen to it and not miss anything but from what i've seen on tacs, no one (especially the guests) don't "respect the set" and ant plays up to the camera.

i hate podcasts

A lot of the time when they fuck up they announce a new show along with their usual statement about how all the problems are not their fault, then they pay some desperate nobody the extra 4 cents a month they're taking.

I'm having trouble processing that one. I'm not sure I believe that even CP Media are big enough chiselers to try to get an extra 4 cents a month from their customers with this excuse, but I would say there's no chance in the world that Apple "insisted" that they do that. It doesn't make any sense.

A live TACS tour! All the way from long Island to Brooklyn!

The city of Manhattan.

Talk about Apple stealing lol, didn't they raise the price for Artie

I hope someone "nails" Keith in the head with a 2x4.

I give them six months before going belly up.

That being said we’ve added the subscription service so they [Apple] can steal 30% of any subscription activated in the app. They even insisted that we raise the prices 4¢ on monthly & biannual and $1.04 on annual. This is only iOS in app and not through Compound Media. The same prices remain in effect and will.

Last I checked, Apple have a strict rule that states you have to charge the same price in-app as you do on your website.

Here's hoping they've hardcoded the price into the app,so that Keith's got something new to apologise for when it gets pulled.

If you have "the" in the middle of your name you're a fucking wack packer, end of story

he is a no responsibility taking, excuse making, stupid motherfucker

I'm shocked

Almost like he is an ex cop.

Or ex boyfriend DADDY . Keith is ready to give a little customer service to anyone who needs it

Turns out Keith isn’t well equipped for facing any problem you can’t solve by planting a stolen gun on it.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CUSTOMER SERVICE?!"

FUCK!!!!!

Can't they just die already?! Holy shit, how fucking incompetent. It never ends.

It's pathetic but also reassuring how much consumers are willing to get fucked in the ass in this country.

Imagine paying to get fucked in the ass, whores have more dignity.

Always, always someone else's fault since the day they launched. No accountability CP Media. Notice, as usual, there's no offer to refund their retarded sucker subscribers at least a month's worth of fees. Nothing. Just "poor us that other companies suck, not us though".

he's No Accountability Anthony. it's his trademark at this point

maybe Zero Conscience Cumia?

They are going to add 4 minutes to every show, for the next 2.. days.

Hell just go "HA" one more time every time he laughs to fill that up.

Say issue again you fucking donkey.

“No bosses, no rules, my show”

That is until something goes wrong then it was the provider’s fault.

They outlived the old sub. And this new sub is dying. Ha ha ha holy shit

GO FEED BEAVIS YOU STUPID NEGLECTFUL FAGGOT

Years of malfunctioning, subpar "entertainment" you've wasted your time on. You're a fucking dipshit.

So what is it that you’re doing?

Mocking you for it.

Right, so much more noble.

Wow, as a biz owner myself there are certain things you tell the public and certain things you don't, it's 101 level shit. This is like a restaurant announcing that they are hiring because their current chef spits in the food and their kitchen has cockroaches.

This is the worst PR ever.

I mean...after reading all that, I would definitely trust them with my credit card info

....not!

Whoah, you just totally changed the intention of his post!

got 'em

Even if all 300 subscribers called in a day, their staff of 4 should be able to handle it without outsourcing to India.

The Compound Media ship has taken two below the waterline

aaaaaand it looks like nobody's steering the ship

sniff

I'm flummoxed on how someone can be so consistently stupid yet still continuously rewarded.

It’s the trade off for having to be friends with a pedophile diva.

Why does nobody have these problems but them? Penny pinching niggers.

What, you're unfamiliar with Cleeg? It's a household name.

Cleeg huh, are they like the Screed? or perhaps they’re Targzissian, whom are obviously reptilian.

*I or Erock

Just pathetic excuses and passing the buck. If this were an employee of mine I'd fire them. There is no 'beyond my control' in business, dummy.

Lucky for him, Anthony is the most incompetent business owner of all time. He gloats about only working 2 hrs a day while he gladly dolls out his his money to these dimwits. All you need to do is watch any video about successful business owners to know that Anthony is the polar opposite.

He’s a pathetic weenie and he deserves to have his entire life’s work stolen.

I wonder how Piggy Boy could solve these problems if we all sent him 10 or 35 emails?

It's amusing to me that Erock literally couldn't get a better job than with one of the guys who used to publicly bully him's failing podcast network. All his years in radio ultimately counted for nothing.

Wasn’t everyone who worked on the O&A show in any capacity a failure of some sort? I mean no one who interned there could get a job in radio out side of working for O&A.

This past week was a tough one, man...

Someone who was a network engineer posted in detail a few months ago how fucked the coding etc on the compound media website and app. That was one of my favorite posts in a long while.

KTC sounds like Satriali the pork store owner, “I swear, I got a vendor owes me 300! Your wife’s weekly order is ready, there’s gotta be $30 worth of meat there!”

This reads like that deadbeat friend who every month asks you for money because everything bad happens to him.

The guy who has a story about every single boss he's ever worked for being out to get them.

For all 12 customers.

Writing isn’t his strong suit. I’m not sure what is.

Scamming dumb old alcoholic queers out of their savings seems to be his forté.

There's not a single post about these issues in this sub, which means either no one is subscribed to the network or everyone who subscribes is too ashamed to admit it. Good. There's also not a single post about them in the TACN sub. How dead will the network have to be before they call it quits? I'd also like to thank Keith for, once again, bringing these issues to our attention.

They should honestly be paying an experienced DevOps/SysOps person with 5-8 years experience 135-155k+ a year to be a full time “CTO” to manage their infrastructure / vendors... and even that might be low.

They look at this company all wrong. They view it as “talent” is number one and the delivery system somewhere around 15th. It’s a content delivery company first and foremost. The acting DOO/DOT is an ex cop that couldn’t tell you what an API is or tell you generally what the five or six major parts of a content delivery system.

It’s insane.

Do you think an ex cop isn’t good at managing and evaluating IT vendors?

There are a million youtubers making more money than CM by doing unlisted youtube or Vimeo videos and giving the links to their Patreon supporters. This isn't hard, stop trying to be a media mogul and just do a donation-based podcast like everyone else.

"Cleeng" might be the most irritating word I've ever read. Assholes.

The OBSCURITY is well earned.

It drives me mad he refuses to spell out the word with.

If they are banking on Erock to solve a problem , you know they are In some deep shit.

This reads like an excuse a scammer would write. "We're aware that we started working on your roof then never came back to finish it. We had some issues with our suppliers and we're working at solving those issues. If you have any question just drop me or ol' Ned a line and we'll be happy to help you".

Shows you how lost Anthony really is right now too. No one who really gave a shit would allow this sort of gross ineptitude and general nitwittery. After all this time this Keith moron still can't find anyone capable of throwing together a working website and app?

Michael Malice said on his live stream last night that moving his show "YOUR WELCOME" from Compound Media to GAS Digital doubled the audience

Congrats to Michael on hitting 3 digits.

Sincerely, Rat-Faced Cunt.

Lets all email Erock and mess with him

Guys please don’t do this.

Bunch of stupid niggers

Way to pass the buck fags.

Do you think on some level it burns Anthony up to hear things like Joe Rogan telling him "I was motivated into doing this by you" and now Rogan's podcast has surpassed his in every way?

"It isn't our fault, we just chose a shitty and cheap provider. However, our ineptitude is not our fault, it's everyone else's fault."

Why do certain kinds of folks say "keif" instead of Keith. These same folks smoke all their L's instead of using them so pool becomes 'poo' and fool becomes 'foo'. They dont go to school thats clear but some of them do go to 'schoo'. To them a king 'rues' but never 'rules'. Im jus' wonderin' s'all

ill still keep subscribing. how much does that make you seethe soyboys?

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This is what happens, when you live in the city of Manhattan

Erock works in anthony's basement??