Cumia actually translates to widow robber in Italian, but don't forget the lucrative monopoly on spit collection they still run in Palermo. It's a monopoly because noone else does it, but a monopoly nonetheless.
They say he leaves nothing behind. After all her possessions and furniture are gone he’ll steal the pipes, tiles, even the drywall. Only the structure of the house remains.
A Russian who self-produces 'hurtcore' pornography assures his US distributor that his latest work is up to standard at a convention for fans of Star Trek and sodomy.
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1 Shacomybrand 2019-05-04
I won't stand for this libelous statement against Big A. Big A does not murder hookers, he eats them whole.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-04
He eats them so fast that he shits out whole skeletons
1 Poo-U 2019-05-04
That guy looks like the third Cumia brother, Reno.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-04
Reno is the most honest of the Cumias. He dates desperate widows gains their trust then robs their entire house while they're at work
1 Poo-U 2019-05-04
Widow robbing was the family business back in Sicily. Reno keeps it real.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-05-04
Cumia actually translates to widow robber in Italian, but don't forget the lucrative monopoly on spit collection they still run in Palermo. It's a monopoly because noone else does it, but a monopoly nonetheless.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-04
They say he leaves nothing behind. After all her possessions and furniture are gone he’ll steal the pipes, tiles, even the drywall. Only the structure of the house remains.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-04
He takes the screens from the taps the washers from the toilets every last fuse. But he doesn't fuck kids
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-04
He’ll fill gallon water jugs until the tap runs dry and even siphon the remaining toilet water, but he doesn’t drink child spit.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-04
He doesn’t fuck kids and he was there for his mom in her last days. As good as a Cumia could get us old Reno.
“Speranza mi da vita, Savereno mia bambino” were likely Ro’s last words.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-04
It's Anthony, if he had any testosterone.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-04
Or Joe if he didn't have his T injections
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-04
Does Reno have any social media? Just curious.
1 rahtin 2019-05-04
I fucking hate New Yorkers.
1 earlsgrandma 2019-05-04
I love this Reno guy.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-04
Joey “Chemo” Diaz
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-05-04
What the fuck happened to Willie Nelson's hair?
1 dawnshairybhole 2019-05-04
Fucking ghoul
1 DickSlit 2019-05-04
He looks like if the yellow king from true detective and Danny DeVitos penguin fucked and had a baby.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-05-04
A Russian who self-produces 'hurtcore' pornography assures his US distributor that his latest work is up to standard at a convention for fans of Star Trek and sodomy.
1 TouchOfGrace 2019-05-04
They curb st-st-st-stomped a whore