Whoever made that joker movie thread on the old board is almost as much of a faggot as spaceedge. Alot of other faggots on here defended that childish shit.
Which alleged male has spent more time crying uncontrollably in front on camera (without being scripted to do so) during the course of their adult lives...
I like the French quote framed on the wall behind him because it forces people who visit him to ask what it says providing him an opening to expound on his shitty taste and pretend he's an intellectual.
You can't do that if you frame the English translation of the same quote. He's a sharp fag.
Which alleged male has spent more time crying uncontrollably in front on camera (without being scripted to do so) during the course of their adult lives... Kevin Smith or Ric Flair?
I bet if you just stared at either one long enough, they'd burst into tears because the look you just gave them reminded them of FEELINGS they once had about SOMETHING or SOMEONE.
genuinely. I'm in recovery btw, had a drink at 17 quit immediately after. Frankly it takes a lot of guts for a guy like me to joke around about that stuff.
And I'd appreciate it if you saved those jokes for the beginning of the show when I'm running late and haven't made it in. Or when I have my mic and headset off so I can eat my eggwhites. But we're good genuinely. I'd tell you if I had a problem with you.
Just watched it for the first time in 15 years last night and oh boy...he's not even the same gender as he was back then. Proof that a feminist wife and daughter can destroy a man's talent.
The most shocking thing to me is that each one of these Kevin Smith crying posts features a different image. There are tons of examples of him doing this.
To think this faggot was considered the future of Hollywood in the mid 90s. Delusional fucks rethink his Jay & Silent Bob reboot will be a career resurgence, but guess what, it's being released by Saban films .. the retarded brother of Lionsgate. It will play in 6 towns and be available VOD the same day before it's released on DVD the following Tuesday. Smith will sell it as, well people don't have time to go to the theaters anymore (all the while Endgame is breaking attendence records). Fuck this fucker for blocking me on Twitter because he thought I was someone he knew at Marvel, and I wasn't.
This cuck will have a double dildo vibrating up his ass the entire, one end with a Stan Lee likeness and the other end looking like Batman.
This is one fucker who is nothing without Harvey Weinstein
Super hero movies are how I measure someone's intelligence. Fuck IQ tests. If you want to see the latest marvel movie on opening weekend you should be eugenocided.
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1 zambonibill21 2019-05-04
Such a fag.
1 tranthasourus 2019-05-04
Superhero movies are for Asians and faggots
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-04
Those are the same thing
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
My son and daughter loved it. But they are kids.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-04
are they hot?
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
Hey buddy, dont be trying to "Cumia" my kids
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-04
Whoever made that joker movie thread on the old board is almost as much of a faggot as spaceedge. Alot of other faggots on here defended that childish shit.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-04
Wouldn't have thought to despise that guy one day. It's not even the crying itself but his pride about it.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-04
He deserves to be picked on for the crying. He deserves to be beaten to death for setting up a camera to film himself doing it.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-04
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1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-04
Which alleged male has spent more time crying uncontrollably in front on camera (without being scripted to do so) during the course of their adult lives...
...Kevin Smith or Ric Flair?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-04
I like the French quote framed on the wall behind him because it forces people who visit him to ask what it says providing him an opening to expound on his shitty taste and pretend he's an intellectual.
You can't do that if you frame the English translation of the same quote. He's a sharp fag.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-05-04
What's worse is it's Clerks translated and the word cock is censored
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-04
Kevin Smith is known for pushing cultural boundaries
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-04
clerks sucked
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-04
Which alleged male has spent more time crying uncontrollably in front on camera (without being scripted to do so) during the course of their adult lives... Kevin Smith or Ric Flair?
I bet if you just stared at either one long enough, they'd burst into tears because the look you just gave them reminded them of FEELINGS they once had about SOMETHING or SOMEONE.
1 AxelSpott 2019-05-04
Huh huh yeah, feelings are gay huh huh
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-04
The only one here saying that is you.
Tell us about why you feel this way.
Without crying, if possible.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-04
/u/AxelSpott Good talk.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-04
At least Ric Flair was both drunk and coked up
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
Ric Flair was a man. He had a house on the hill, big cars, expensive jewelry
1 JimNordon 2019-05-04
Love you 3000. :(
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-04
I've only ever watched Clerks. Something tells me I should quit while I'm ahead.
1 DHFearnot 2019-05-04
Red State was interesting.
1 Eddie_Paint_Chips 2019-05-04
Mallrats is a good sunday afternoon "flick" as they say in the parlance of faggotness
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-04
I watched Mallrats for the first time in years a few weeks ago and it just mostly pissed me off. TS is such a whiny fucking faggot.
1 GodRollHungJury 2019-05-04
A "flick" to watch on "the tube" while "chillaxing" with "a cold one", my "broski"?
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-04
Cold road soda brothaman
1 GodRollHungJury 2019-05-04
Look at all the empties! Yaaaaaaaah!
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-04
an 'adult beverage' if you catch my meaning! hahahahahaha! just joking around
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-04
I'd tell you if I was serious
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-04
genuinely. I'm in recovery btw, had a drink at 17 quit immediately after. Frankly it takes a lot of guts for a guy like me to joke around about that stuff.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-04
And I'd appreciate it if you saved those jokes for the beginning of the show when I'm running late and haven't made it in. Or when I have my mic and headset off so I can eat my eggwhites. But we're good genuinely. I'd tell you if I had a problem with you.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-04
just don't motherfuck me, ok?
1 AddlebrainedChow 2019-05-04
Jay and silent Bob strike back is surprisingly funny if you're blazed AF
1 Vey_oy 2019-05-04
Mall rats is good too
1 SteakSauce66 2019-05-04
First half of Clerks 2 was good.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-04
What happened to the deadpan emotionless nigga from An Evening with Kevin Smith? He just told funny stories n shit.
What a fucking faggot he became. Weed & middle age is a horrible combination.
1 Eddie_Paint_Chips 2019-05-04
That first one is so great. The next two, suuuuuuch shit
1 JamieConway 2019-05-04
Just watched it for the first time in 15 years last night and oh boy...he's not even the same gender as he was back then. Proof that a feminist wife and daughter can destroy a man's talent.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-04
Probably something to do with him hitting menopause and having no testosterone and losing weight.
Also he probably stopped hanging out with interesting people and has surrounded himself with comic book and Hollywood fags.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-04
During one of those gigs is when he suffered the ol' widowmaker. It didn't live up to its name.
1 Axelfolly 2019-05-04
Yea but at least he doesn't drone on and on and on and on about it...
1 stevex42 2019-05-04
The most shocking thing to me is that each one of these Kevin Smith crying posts features a different image. There are tons of examples of him doing this.
1 DarkhawkAlpha 2019-05-04
To think this faggot was considered the future of Hollywood in the mid 90s. Delusional fucks rethink his Jay & Silent Bob reboot will be a career resurgence, but guess what, it's being released by Saban films .. the retarded brother of Lionsgate. It will play in 6 towns and be available VOD the same day before it's released on DVD the following Tuesday. Smith will sell it as, well people don't have time to go to the theaters anymore (all the while Endgame is breaking attendence records). Fuck this fucker for blocking me on Twitter because he thought I was someone he knew at Marvel, and I wasn't.
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
VOD has some good stuff once in awhile. Dragged Across Concrete is one. Besides that, you make a terrific point.
I wonder if there will be comic references throughout the movie
1 DarkhawkAlpha 2019-05-04
This cuck will have a double dildo vibrating up his ass the entire, one end with a Stan Lee likeness and the other end looking like Batman. This is one fucker who is nothing without Harvey Weinstein
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-04
Good, now I know what happens and dont have to see it. Thanks, OP! Saved me ticket price
1 susanstringfellow 2019-05-04
Super hero movies are how I measure someone's intelligence. Fuck IQ tests. If you want to see the latest marvel movie on opening weekend you should be eugenocided.
1 AntonioNappa 2019-05-04
Disgusting, snot encrusted capon.
1 jordanetics 2019-05-04
He named his daughter Haley Quinn ffs
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-05-04
The funniest thing I have heard from this sub about Kevin Smith is someone saying his doctor is a real piece of shit just after saving him.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-04
Great retelling, stupid.
1 bal0rd 2019-05-04
I hope he tattoos the stones on his hand and the purple ink gives him cancer.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-05-04
Iron Structure with a heart of Gold .
1 electronicsoul 2019-05-04
What's wrong with this faggot