one man reportedly bit his hand excessively screaming you fucking cocksuckers ruined my fucking planeride and continued to angerly mumbling about khadaffi to a point where both terrorists and civilians asked him to calm down

“Once Mr. Quinn successfully regained control of the aircraft and directed it towards its scheduled course, he berated the hijackers with a succession of insults beginning with, ‘First of all.’”

nice hijacking STUPID

Nice "continued to angerly mumbling" and run on sentences, stupid.

Nice grammar Nazi shit stupid

Mr Bean played the bird in Lion King. Gilbert played the bird, Iago, in Alladin. Get your shit together. I mean what guy doesn't know his Disney movies!?

Faggot

Apart from a select few, this sub is filled with fucking philistines

Nice 2 Ls in a 1 L Aladdin stupid.

angerly

1992* you impossible idiot

I don't the exact year you fucking pedophile keeping up to date with Disney movies creep asshole

Well you cared enough to correct the movie reference. You should probably change the year or else people will think you are an even bigger queer.

hey i heard gilbert has a podcast. worth the time?

does colin have one?

Absolutely worth the time. It’s a weird rabbit hole, but very Gilbert and it’ll introduce you to old movies you may not have heard of otherwise.

If Colin had one, some of us might be productive, fulfilled, and socially active members of society.

Is the Bob Kelly and sometimes Colin Quinn podcast on hiatus or something?

Yes, since 2001 ya fuck

You sure? I’m pretty sure it’s still part of the Saturday Night Virus rotation.

Bobby's taking a couple months off to film tourgasm

They were number 7 til that asshole 50 Cent stepped on their turf. Hey Curtis, we're coming for you.

HE BROKE MY KNEE DUDE

His podcast is awesome, it's such a cool concept, interviewing old Hollywood people and telling wild stories before everything got too gay and corporate.

Exactly, and now that a lot of people from their day are dead you can talk about how they did horrible shit like raping children or supporting the communists or stories about them talking about how evil Jews are

Are you talking about the old Hollywood celebs or Anthony?

It's such an amazing plot to dig into, imagine all the old lecherous Jew stories they could tell. Someone needs to redpill Gilbert so we can hear about fucked up Satanic rituals Shirley Temple was subjected to.

assuming you're not fucking around, that sounds like it's off the charts

I'm not being sarcastic; I haven't listened to them all but I've liked what I've heard and it's such a cool idea. Old Hollywood was so insane.

i always liked the 30 Rock episode with Tim Conway talking about the old days

they used to call that the Jew room

The one with Artie would have ruined both their careers in their prime.

Was that the one where they were making fun of Tracy Morgan? That was hilarious. iirc, there's a live one with Artie and a studio one and both are ridiculous.

Yeah, that's the one. Funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Two guys who just don't give a fuck about ever being let back into showbusiness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utennB6aEP0

Colin said he refuses to have a podcast because there’s nothing worse than listening to comedians seriously discuss the craft of standup. If I didn’t already love him, that would have done it.

They should not be allowed to fly together. The potential loss is too great.

Why does Colin’s left shoulder look massive in this pic?

Because he's a cut hunk.

Because he's been jilling off our mothers.

All of them.

No bombs onboard, no flubs either.

Every word that comes out of Colin’s mushmouth is a flub

damn there's such strong energy coming off this image. like a single ray of god's light leaking through the black clouds.

Nice hairline faggot

Nice jewishness faggot

Ill tell ya if osama had been on that plane his name would be osama bin laughing

Ammirite guys?

"Tonight I'll be using my Muslim name, Haasent bin Laid"

Yes he would have. To kill the only two men on earth funnker than him.

God would intervene.

Osama was dead at least a year before 9-11 you incomprehensible dunce

Oh look, talent!

I just saw Gottfried last night, he put on a good show

HEY COLIN THE FEW AT OA SUBREDDIT THAT DONT LIKE YOU ARE FAAAGGGOTS

Osama would have been stopped by the power of laughter.

he'd be laughing too much with these two jokesters on the plane!

Nobody gives him credit but one great act Opie did was play the voicemail of Gottfried talking in his real voice.

Not don't get me wrong, it's kind of fucked up, but I have always wondered how much of it was an act and still was surprised to learn the answer was all of it.