He takes pictures of himself shirtless all the time because he's under the impression that he looks great.

I had to do this when I was 15 cause I had back acne. A pussy magnet I was not.

Oh man. I hope that passed. I feel ya

Nope, still no pussy.

I'm pretty sure that guys that can bench press 250 lbs don't wear shirts in the pool.

250 lbs is 113.5 kg

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I bet he wears his trunks under his pants.

Dude go swim in the ocean on a wavy day for over 30 minutes with a t-shirt on... see how that works out for you...