I used to get so fuckin high, man. Everybody at work would call me toast.

64  2019-05-03 by TheRealJirnNorton

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Worm.

“I used to pretend to stand for people that gave me the life I’m able to live. Everyone use to say I had integrity.

And I first mentioned this 16 yrs into being on the radio every single day.

Congrats Jim on 52 years sober

I fucking despise this picture of the worm. That tough "What are you gonna do about it, baby boy?" look is infuriating.

That's what he said instead of "cheese."

Peter dinklage is the same height and twice as threatening.

This isn't just my least favorite picture of him, I think it's my least favorite picture of anything period.

Ewwww, i remember when he said that. Fucking faggot.

The cognitive dissonance I must have to hold the simultaneous feelings of love for old Norton and hatred for new Norton is either a testament to the power of the human brain or a testament to what a bag of trash he’s become. Probably both.

same here & I credit compartmentalism

Cant wait when he isn't invited to attend Ozzys funeral and the family doesn't even reply when he sends them all emails begging to come. Meanwhile, Stern and Robin are thought of and invited.

I forgot about that! Eww how douchey!!

Toast was always known for hotboxing the break room at the Caldor, maaaaan.

This look should be followed by someone kicking the shit out of him.

Good lord why do you have to remind me that he actually said that. I didn't think he could be more hateable.