How many of you young disciples have been saving yourself for marriage?

11  2019-05-03 by timallenonacid

A lot of young people today (influenced by the (redacted) heathens who control the media, of course) have become crazed with the devil’s lust. Fornicating outside of wedlock, disposing of the Lord’s creations, men bedding men, animals, children.. you name it. Women in all states of undress displayed on the internet, sodomites marching proudly down the streets exposed.

The world is in dire need of celibacy, control, love, purity and wholesomeness. I would like to take the time out to celebrate all of those who have walked in the path of our virgin Lord, and forgive those of us who haven’t but wish to repent.

I am a proud Virgin, saving my Love for the Lord himself. Who else among us walks the path of our blessed Father proudly?

20 comments

1  JansHammer 2019-05-03

I only do it in the butt.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-03

Im saving myself for gay marriage. I will NOT have gay sex until im gay married. And you can take that to the bank.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-03

God hates fags, sir.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-03

Im fighting hate with hot steamy man love.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-03

Sodomy is a sin in the eyes of the Lord.

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-03

He sure does.

Sometimes I think you’re the only pure soul around, u/TheGhostofAbeVigoda

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-03

You’ll have your time before the Lord. His wrath will be mighty and your regret will be consuming, sinner.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-03

I don't ask for a lot. A hot blonde with big titties, six children to take care of me when I'm old and sick, and $10 million. I want for nothing.

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-03

You should desire a respectable, wholesome and conservative female to bare you children (once married and committed before the eyes of the Lord) one who doesn’t expose herself or desire power, one who obeys and respects you, one who prepares you warm meals when famished, one who follows your path of hard work and cleans up behind you and one who reads bible passages to bring you comfort in times of hardship.

You should repent for you unholy desires and redirect your aspirations, it is not too late. Our Lord is a forgiving one and for that we should all be thankful.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-03

I mean, that's pretty much what I said. I just want a lady (with big tits) to support me, to provide me with tasty food, who doesn't bitch... I don't care about working 10 hour days or whatever, as long as I come home to my jacuzzi and sweet love-making in front of the eyes of the Lord. Like, what else am I going to do? Keep making fun of Patrick until I'm 40?

I don't find my desires unholy. I want a bitch to have vaginal sex with every night. I'm not doing anything wrong here.

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-03

You speak like a heathen, it’s repugnant and insulting to our Lord. Clean up your act.

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-03

You need a 280 pound landwhale with a buzzcut and purple hair who has so much metal in her face it looks like she went face first into a tackle box, to go to BLM rallies and resist orange man.

1  Cptbaldopie 2019-05-03

If it makes you feel better I don't wear comdems.

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-03

(((redacted)))

1  Poo-U 2019-05-03

I’ve fornicated with 7 women in the past year, but consider each a bride before the lord. The lord likes polygamy.

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-03

Those pictures I have of you at the truck stop say differently reverend.

The look of terror on that 9 year old face when he was bought for a carton of cigarettes.

1  NPC01994853 2019-05-03

I only fuck when I'm drunk so technically I've been raped a lot, but I'm still saving myself for marriage

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-05-03

You forgot the Rich Vos plug

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-03

I'm tempted pastor. Every news media keeps posting pictures of Kim Kardashians giant nigger ass.

1  timallenonacid 2019-05-03

It is known Kim Kardashian was designed by Satan himself to brainwash young women to pursue a path of promiscuity and sin, to expose themselves in public, to champion sexual deviance and idolize wealth and status instead of Lord Jesus Christ, all of which leads to reckless relations and the abortion of Jesus creations. In fact, All of the Kardashian’s were manufactured by the Devil simply to murder Angels in their infancy and mock our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. He also uses these vapid creatures to prey on weak men and lead them down a path of temptation and unholy desire. I can tell by the flagrant use of your profanity that the Devil’s fingerprints are all over your soul.. you must turn to our Lord in these trying times. He will know exactly how to deal with the dark spirits and guide you towards the embrace of His warm light. May I suggest you begin your evening prayer with 77 Hail Marys, and beg for His guidance. We will all pray for you as well, stay strong.. Sunday Mass is only two sleeps away!🙏🏻