She's not competent enough. She would have to hire a man to do it for her.

Ms. Mcfarlane was seen fleeing the scene in a horrible fake beard

"BAWNIE DIZZUE JSCHMOKE A ZIGGURETTE?"

"No! It was a different person!"

"HEH HEH, OKAY? AWLRITE VOLKSH?"

"...Okay..."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

She's so proud of herself, she prefers to play the evil bitch than be unmasked as the dumb cunt she is.

I would like to know what her sister specifically did to earn the title of retard.

Her sister wasn't born retarded, she got brain damage from the smoke inhalation.

I thought she fed her paint chips as an afternoon snack.

Also loves killing opportunity.