Golden Retriever the most fuckable one

Poor bastard just wants to escape

That's not a dog, that's a furry suit

Fat white girl with a black kid, who saw that coming.

Fat white girl

Morbidly obese. She could lose half her current weight and still be considered fat, the word doesn't do it justice.

Absolutely disgusting. How people let themselves get that way I don’t understand.

How do these people have friends and family that stick around? I’m disgusted just looking at a photo.

They have each other

They to a certain weight class where they count as more than one person

Worse someone had such low self-esteem he fucked that thing in the front. A black guy sure, but still.

Imagine being the least fuckable person in that crowd of revolting bridge trolls.

Can't judge a battleship by its paint

That's literally how you judge a battleship.

You know the deal my nigga

That is the monster I believed in as a child and my mom said it wasn't real. Lying cunt. Look at that thing. It's going to eat that baby

If that were my daughter, I would be suicidal over how badly I fucked up my kid. I think the one true test of the value of someone's time on Earth is if their children grow up to be giant fat fucks like this. If your legacy is a fucking slob like that, I consider that justification to stamp out your bloodline.

Something I just recently learned: the medical term for the fastest of the fat is "super obese", no bullshit. It gives the morbidly obese swine someone to thumb their nose at

They should change the name to something that can’t be mistaken for a compliment.

"mega cunts"

thumb their nose at

Now that's a term of phrase I haven't heard in a long time.

and the medical term for those fatter than "super obese" is "super super obese," I kid you not.

real creative minds naming shit in the medial field of fatassery. I bet our sub can come up with better terms for the weight classes above morbidly obese.

go!

Father also not present, who saw that coming

Who do you think is in her shorts?

Patrick Tomlinson?

No, the mom’s shorts.

He's working, jerk.

The dad must be inside fixing some finger sandwiches for everyone

Can you imagine the smell in that delivery room?

Like fermented fish and moldy bread.

and greasy hair wax

She looks like Danny Devito in Batman Returns but less fuckable.

Lol even the dog is obese.

Shout out to its owner for appearing/having normal proportions. Honourable mention to fake red head behind the red shirt and the real red head wisely hiding in the gazebo for maybe cute.

The rest of you, if your bodies haven't failed you already, die.

At least the civil war against the Trump supporters should be over quickly.

They need to firebomb that park like Dresden, then make another pass and dump some agent orange just to make absolutely sure nothing is left breathing

The skinny white chick with the dog in front of her must be ashamed of herself for showing up to this gathering.

She's the only non-mutant of the bunch. Must have been fucked as a toddler or something.

The woman to her left looks normal, like she desperately would rather be anywhere else, and the 4 people at the top right seem like they're weirded out too. Send everybody else straight to the incinerator, especially the faggot with the blond hair and beard

The two chicks in that corner are outta there so fast. I think she is auto-starting her car in the picture.

Even her facial expression and body language is, "ahh these people are disgusting"

She probably didn't have any plans that day and thought it would be a fun day out.

She was wrong.

Even the dog is fat

It's not the dogs fault.

Nice diversity, stupids.

Nigglet.

it definitely counts

What do I give a shit? Only god can judge me

Okay Tupac.

Fat "couple a real cards!!!!" idiots in the front with the sandles are the worst of the bunch. It really kills me that those peoples' votes each count for as much as mine does.

I despise everyone on the internet. Also that bearded guy on the left has a massive head, I hope al qaeda flies a plane into it.

I already commented once on this post but I just wanted to make a separate one to reiterate how much I despise adults who wear open-toed shoes anywhere except for the beach. And crocs for that matter

basically they are so fucking fat that they can't bend down and tie their shoes much less put them on. sandals are slip on so they don't need to worry about it.

Imagine smell.

That fupa though. It's like a camel hump but filled with Dorito dust and cheeseburger grease.

It takes a special kind of slob to have a camel toe in your fupa.

Not a looker in the bunch

That bitch looks like she stuffed a couch cushion down the front of her pants.

Disgusting

Like when you were 9 and had big sweatpants.

Shoving pillows to make fun of fatties. It got a laugh every time.

she has four stomachs in there

gross.

I’ve seen the picture several times score but I just laughed at it for 5 minutes. It’s from the Lexington Kentucky reddit meetup 2015. There are 3 attractive women there.

I imagine half the people there came in hopes to meet someone and was severely disappointed with what they saw. The only decent looking women are the black shirt girl next to the guy with the massive head, the autistic girl with the fat dog and her friend/caretaker in the pink shirt. The 3 of them must have felt like the hottest women in the world that day.

Okay, everyone, make a funny face to convince yourself you’re not actually ugly!

The smartest one in the bunch is "Phantom of the OPera" with the leaf over half her face. At least ONE of these monstrosities has a shred of dignity.

I want to rescue that poor dog before he's overfed to death or has heart attack

the rest of them all should start eating twice as much as they currently do and also take up smoking 3 packs a day

From reddit baltimore meetup.

Disgusting pigs

Ron Weasley cutting loose

I love the chick on the right's body language

That dog doesn't want to be lumped in with these folks.

A faggot.

Thor has really let himself go

Faggots

The only fuckable girl in this picture has the dog but I guarantee she is some sort of rape survivor who has a mental breakdown if you offer a handshake.

Never forget. When they try to bully you, gang up on you, use their mob tactics to throw tantrums, get their way, and make you question your own sanity and reality... never forget that this is what they are.

They're a real smart and tough group of individuals, so long as they're all together.

How has our solar system not collapsed into itself from the sheer mass of the thing in the front?

This photo demonstrates why the rest of reddit overwhelmingly supports Medicare For All.

Worthless fucking obese monsters thought Obamacare would be the end of all their medical bills and when it wasn't they switched tactics to "I want a system where I can walk into a hospital any time I want, for any procedure I want, and have everyone else in the country pay the bill instead of me! It's a human right!"

Dumbfucks view microeconomics and economics like they view food: Only thinking of short term gratification, and nary a thought to how they'll leave their children an economically bankrupt nation.

At least I'm fluent in Spanish. The day after MFA passes in the U.S., I am on the first plane to Australia or, if the kangaroo niggers won't have me, Costa Rica.

Doesnt Australia have universal healthcare?

Yes, my friend, as does Costa Rica. BUT they don't have these shambling lardasses like we do here in the States. I didn't wanna make my rant any longer, but I'm not opposed to Universal Healthcare in principle; I am opposed to it for pragmatic reasons, such as when 2/3 of the U.S. population are a bunch of human blimps.

Why aren't there any niggers in this Brad & Chad Convention?

Punt the gunt.

The Dog is the most fuckable one.