Experiment: living with Christian values for 1 month to see if my life improves.
5 2019-05-03 by MrStealYourVape
I'm going to do everything the Bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. I think some parts will be easy because I'm already a misogynist.
But there will be a lot of hard parts like turning the other cheek, being kind to people, etc, so I want to get a few things out of my system now:
u/spaceedge you're a fucking fat ugly junkie faggot and nobody will ever love you. You fucking ugly CUNT of a fucking loser. FAT, LAZY EYED FUCKING FAGGOT.
Okay, anyway, any tips? And anyone want to try this with me?
22 comments
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
https://www.amazon.com/Year-Living-Biblically-Literally-Possible/dp/0743291484
try it for a year, you might get a book deal
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-03
Sweet, thanks, reading it now. Ted Kaczynski reference in the first paragraph, I'm already suckered in.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
tell me what you think, i dont even know why i know this book exists and i was always was curious if it was any good
1 RahStarAryan 2019-05-03
I know someone that did a liquid fast for 40 days plus , only it was to cure his diabetes , not for spiritual reasons , though , he said he started feeling a Christ like calmness , almost spiritural (he's very skeptical so for someone else it might be even more of an awakening) .
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Writing your deems down is cool , walking barefoot , drinking wine , meditation (especially in nature) speaking in proverbs etc . There's also the Halo Excercise where you imagine a bright white light beaming from your face at an intense luminosity . Whatever you decide just be cool .
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-03
I felt that Christ like calmness during a carnivore diet once. Seriously, that diet made me feel the best I've ever felt, but I had to give it up due to heart palpitations.
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-03
I did a beef only diet for 2 weeks oh, it was a weird feeling I felt strong and focused. It's hard to explain. I jerked off like 6 times a day.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-03
Yeah, my sex drive increased too. It was quicker for me to cum. Whyd you stop the diet?
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-03
Because the 7 inch turds took a toll on my asshole. I don't know how fags do it.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-03
Were you jerking off to Jordan Peterson?
1 BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2019-05-03
Remember to drink a lot of wine and beat up kikes.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-03
Start listening for God to command you to slaughter entire nations.
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-03
Sex outside marriage in the bible or just one of the kooky add ons later like if your a catholic you MUST fuck a boy?
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-03
My advice, if you're serious, would be to actually commit to it because if you don't, your mind will start coming up with all kinds of excuses for why it's ok to break this rule and that rule and why this exception is ok, etc. That is part of the message of the Genesis story and man's fallen nature (original sin): Adam and Eve had a commandment from God to not do something and yet they find an excuse to do it anyway, which leads to their downfall. That fallen nature is present in man today, where in any given circumstance they will rationalize why it's ok to sin. Resisting that urge in order to do the right thing is the main challenge of following Christ's example. It's hard and you will fail many times, but if you commit to it, your life will improve tremendously. It's not about perfection. It's about making the effort.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-03
Nice, thanks.
Im reading the book suggested in this thread. Its really good, and makes me want to do this. He cant even touch women, and makes the cashier put the change on the bench so her hand doesnt touch his. I am going to start tomorrow.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-03
I wish you luck. One thing I would say about that book is that it seems like the author is trying to follow everything written in the Bible whereas Christians follow the New Testament and are not bound by the Old Testament, although there is some crossover. Christ even rebukes the Pharisees for being so legalistic and nitpicky when it comes to their insistence on following these rules that micro-manage every little detail of someone's life.
https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/why-we-are-not-bound-by-everything-in-the-old-law
1 multiple_migggs 2019-05-03
You should take anything the Catholic Church says with a grain of salt. You might at well be getting your information straight from the Pharisees themselves.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-03
What is the issue with the information presented? Is it not true and if so where is the error? Rejecting the truth because you don't like the source doesn't disprove what is said.
1 multiple_migggs 2019-05-03
Nothing is wrong with it, there a lot of people outside of the Catholic Church that hold the same view. I’m not rejecting it by any means, just skeptical of any religious scholar who chooses to identify as a Catholic.
All boy fucking aside, there are some more than questionable practices peddled by the Catholics even today.
1 tandemi 2019-05-03
I did this for 8 years - I was a hardcore fundy southern Baptist and even worked in ministry. I couldn't maintain it and I was a total fucking asshole half of the time (to like queers and non-Christians). I was so fucking bad that I wrote down the Sermon on the mount passages (Matthew 5-7 -all 3 chapters) and had a goddamned (pun intended) checklist. Daily I'd check off shit to make sure I was trying to live as godly as possible.
It will make you see shit differently. Then just pick and choose what makes sense for you and toss the horseshit. One thing about it - it's a totally different fucking world, sir.
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-03
You don't have to be religious to be assholes to faggots and heathens. I've been doing it for 27 years
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-03
We are now a Christian group.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-03
If you force it I'm assuming you already have preconceived ideas about how to interpret these contradictory allegories. Hopefully you aren't using this as a "last resort" or you'll end up like that faggot Charles Carroll.