You guys wont crack 5k subs here

No! No! It's "you guys won't freebase 5k subs here!" There's a big difference!

u/spaceedge comment?

Congrats guys!!! We did it!

Ya know what duuuuuude, ya got your new sub, we told the old mods to fuck offfff and Boom! Our community of retards can post freely, dude.

The worm got churned

cave his head in

We want the best, we won't set sail for less

We say motherhuckers here, child.