“Hebrew niggas got y ribs hurting today” - Teddians 10-20

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I spat like a child. When I became a man, I put the spit of a child in my mouth.

1 Joseph 13:11

That line in the Apocryptha from the Book Of James where he complains about those scumbaggs violating his dietary restrictions. I can relate.

The one where God sends bears to kill children because they mocked a bald man.

it was right and just

“I’d go as young as 13” Song of Nana, 2:9

Proverbs 16:30 (LEB) He who winks his eyes [does so in order] to plan perverse things; he who purses his lips will bring evil to pass.

20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. – Genesis 9:20–27, King James Version

That part where the two daughters fuck their dad is pretty hot

More bad news for Billy Burr :(

“Thou shalt not be a nigger”...oh wait thats a patrick Tomlinson quote

I always liked the story of Lot. He sees some angels about to catch some less-than-welcome intercourse from the townsfolk so he tells the citizens they can fuck his daughters instead and hides the angels. Things go sideways and when Lot and his family go to flee his dumbass wife looks back at the city (something they were specifically told to not do. Broads are the worst) and God turns her into salt. Lot and his daughters hole up in a cave and his girls get him drunk and rape him for a while. I forget the rest of the story or if there's any moral to it, but it has all the beats for a really good movie.