Patrick "My Pregnant Wife Left Me for My Good Friend Who Was Fucking My Wife Behind My Back" Tomlinson
37 2019-05-03 by SomervilleDan
Oh yeah, and he relinquished all rights (including visitation) to "his" daughter. But at least he doesn't owe child support, child
13 comments
1 anonimescu 2019-05-03
This cunt makes Jo look like father of the year.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-03
He’s in denial there’s literally no chance the child is his child, child.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-03
Nice use of the word child, children.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-03
This is the first I'm hearing of him relinquishing his visitation rights. You saw this in the divorce decree? That's hilarious.
1 Moowon 2019-05-03
Court proceedings are public record, child.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-03
Is any of this confirmed?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-03
Yes. We’ve got the receipts, child
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-03
I'm a believer.
Would love to see
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-03
Go to Patrick Tomlinson's standup on YouTube. He has a whole bit about his pregnant wife breaking up with him at Kohl's. The Wisconsin circuit court system also has extensive receipts including his apartment evictions
1 ISO__JOE 2019-05-03
He probably thought his wife getting raw dogged in the piledriver position behind his back was something people could relate to
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-03
It's the only bit of his that gets laughs because of how truly pathetic he is
1 LamarThePotato 2019-05-03
It isn't his kid, so Patrick did the right thing.
And by "did the right thing" I mean, he didn't do shit. His Wife was fucking a real man who finally gave her a child. She spit on his face and left him, like the limp dick loser he his.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-03
"My wife is....FUCKING my good friend, child!"
"He is?"