The faggotry of Redditors (1/5647869798)

12  2019-05-03 by corystereo

13 comments

"I have a similar tattoo, but to remind me not to drink today. I have almost 6 months sober and it helped save me from relapsing today. These little reminders help!"

oh my fucking god these people are the worst.

What's the bet they tell people about the meaning of their tattoo more than they actually use it to prevent relapses?

"Oh this? Yeah, it's to remind me to stop sucking cock."

My thoughts exactly!

Personally, I used to have a serious anger problem. I don't need a fucking tattoo to tell me to calm myself. Just breathe deep a few times and think to myself that nothing good can come of getting enraged. I've used this tactic silently while my supervisor at Panera has been practically screaming in my face for dropping a dozen croissants, and kept myself calm. It takes months of practice, but it's doable.

These idiots who want to slice open their wrists because their SO didn't respond to their whiny texts promptly, and who get tattoos to "remind" themselves not to, are prepubescent attention whores in grown-up bodies. Unfortunately, they are the majority of redditors. Hence, the faggotry of redditors.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM

BLEEDING

What does he forget that he’s sober before he sees the tattoo?

“Ahh, I think a nice cold one would get the old spirits up.” Cracks open beer “Wait a minute...I think this marking on my arm is trying to tell me something”

He’s like an alcoholic goldfish

Alcoholics? Steep hill to climb around these parts, nigger.

someone recommend that tat to Norton before he gets real dark again

>Self harms with a tattoo to remind self not to self harm.

Thou shalt not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.

Leviticus 19:28

This is easily the most painful bit we have here. I wish the sun would explode

Fucking terrible. I have a good amount of tattoos planned out but faggots like this make me second guess myself accidentally coming off like that, and I really despise tattoo culture as a whole because of it.

I’m sorry but tattoos with “deep meaning” are the biggest load of bullshit ever. Nobody is willing to just admit they wanted some cool shit as a tattoo, they have to church it up and say it’s to remember their grandma or it represents this trialing time in their life or whatever to make it seem “okay” for them to get one.

Stop putting it on such a god damn pedistool. It’s just ink on your skin you queer.

I whish his tattoo was all numbers.

not today, Satan!