Don’t forget: Bam Margera jizzed into Three Hole Lynsi’s ass. The jizz dripped into her snatch. Now Opie has to raise a couple of retarded butthole shit children.
"Acting like a sad, lonely failure is the bit" only really works prior to being exposed as a sad, lonely failure. That's like Big A saying "I act like a fat guy, that's the bit". No, that's just how you are. This isn't a choice.
Jesus christ, this is embaressing. Don't you have some kids to not talk to, or a weekend to plan alone? There's nothing left for you here, stop showing up.
33 comments
9 nomobjustice 2019-05-03
John, your wife fucked another man and you tried to parlay that into pity sex with Ralph Macchio. We have the receipts.
-6 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
What wife? I already buried that bitch in the rose garden.
7 nomobjustice 2019-05-03
Her BF fuck her to death? Seriously though, start a new account or kill yourself. You're depressing me.
-5 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Take your pills, dude. This is a bit.
6 nomobjustice 2019-05-03
You aren't Andy Kaufman. This is your life, snap out of it!
-2 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
But everyone here is falling for it, including the midget slut.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
good one
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Thanks dude.
2 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
why do you hate yourself so much that you do this?
your not outsmarting anyone
if you got a wife, go eat her pussy and stop shit posting
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
You must be confused. I do this for my own amusement.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
ok
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
^ necessary post
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
every single letter i post is akin to gospel
1 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Amen
2 RoliMosimann 2019-05-03
"Acting like a sad, lonely failure is the bit" only really works prior to being exposed as a sad, lonely failure. That's like Big A saying "I act like a fat guy, that's the bit". No, that's just how you are. This isn't a choice.
3 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-03
You prep her bull before the Jacuzzi
-2 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Of course i do. I’m happy to help.
2 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-03
Guess he's in the barrel now. Boo hoo.
-5 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Copyright John Dough 911, fucker. Don’t make me DMCA your ass.
2 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
faggot
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Your mom
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
my mom?
what does that mean?
-1 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Your mom is a faggot.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
my mom hates pussy
-1 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
That’s how I know she’s a faggot.
2 RoliMosimann 2019-05-03
Jesus christ, this is embaressing. Don't you have some kids to not talk to, or a weekend to plan alone? There's nothing left for you here, stop showing up.
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
I have two kids. Thanks for asking. My son is away at college (with a scholarship, thank you). My daughter is asleep. Right now is Me Time.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
gross
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
Your mom is gross.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-03
I'm aware you have kids, because you shared it with a dwarf in a moment of intimacy.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-03
so your love of cock makes you hetero?
0 JohnDough911 2019-05-03
What?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-03
Good, you finally regain enough wits to delete this post. Let's see if you're smart enough to keep going.