Not bad

0  2019-05-03 by JohnDough911

19 comments

The first 15 seconds she tries so hard to sit still, it’s incredibly awkward

her frail arms are shaking lmao

20 But if the charge is true, and no evidence that the girl was a virgin can be found, 21 they must take the girl to the entrance of her father’s house. The men of her city must stone her to death because she has committed such a godless act in Israel: She had sex before marriage, while she was still living in her father’s house. You must get rid of this evil.

Deuteronomy 22

Tl;dr: Slut

The Bible should never be given the tl;dr treatment, brother!

Why does meth do that weird thing to your eye sockets?

Pathetic.

Both of you. But you moreso.

Confirmed

It looks nice, smells nice, but you will be scraping scales off your dick with a knife just to get a hole you can piss out of if you decide to do the trailer park hustle with her..

Johnnycakes owning it

Chicks that that peaked in high school, which I assume she did, are the worst. She is middle aged, divorced with kids and thinks she should be admired as much as she was when before she became more than one night stand worthy.

She had negative karma until she posted my private messages. I’m happy to help.

You presented yourself as a faggot in those messages. I have no idea what your state of mind was at the time, but you shouldn’t have cucked yourself. You would have had a better chance at fucking her if you spent the day collecting bottles to return and messaging her under an alt with the amount you earned.

I make dumb choices when I drink. It’s no big deal, dude.

Next time remember to treat a whore as such. You will get better results.

Is that Linzabella or Mary Jean?

Mary Jean is a fat nigger. This is a cute midget.

Midgets creep me out

I kept waiting for the hard core DVDA to happen but it never did... I dont get it. The bad loop music, the poor videography, the awkward stances, yet no pizza boys.

I feel my time has been robbed.