[narrating] Well, that's the story. So the next time you lose your gun, or you're banned from Twitter, or your daughter has a broken rib, before you call the police, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a Cumia in your house.
Sure, dude, I’ve heard of Gremlins, of course I have. But do you think I have time to stop and watch every fuckin movie that comes out to make sure Chip isn’t rippin them off?!
10 comments
4 SuperModes 2019-05-03
He is if you feed him after midnight.
3 AntsCamera 2019-05-03
I know he reacts bad to water, but what happens if you cum on him?
Asking for a friend.
5 SuperModes 2019-05-03
He has a hard time cleaning his fur and you’re still a faggot.
3 SuperModes 2019-05-03
Sorry, your friend is still a faggot.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-03
Yeah he really is, I'll tell him... Big fucking homo.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-03
He stays a mogwai, but gates you
1 Jungies 2019-05-03
You get that female one.
2 blood_on_the_moon 2019-05-03
[narrating] Well, that's the story. So the next time you lose your gun, or you're banned from Twitter, or your daughter has a broken rib, before you call the police, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a Cumia in your house.
1 toe_trigger 2019-05-03
Those ears look like something Norton would wear during a Chip podcast.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-03
Sure, dude, I’ve heard of Gremlins, of course I have. But do you think I have time to stop and watch every fuckin movie that comes out to make sure Chip isn’t rippin them off?!
[spits on floor]