I'm not ruling out the theory that 5'4" Patton Oswalt didn't form jealousy over Peter Mayhew's height and casting in Star Wars and have him killed until I see an autopsy.

7  2019-05-02 by MonsignorScurrility

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I don't mean an autopsy report. I want to see them carve that giant up.

I have a feeling a toxicology screening on ol Chewie would show fentanyl, Adderall and xanax