Long island 1976 Joe Rogan, I'll never forget it. I was in dis broads tree fort fuckin her and eating her monkey while dis fuckin momo we both knew named richard was watchin. Outta nowhere he comes up to me askin if he can suck my dick. I was off that powder dog, and lemme tell ya (does that fucking gay thing where his awful voice gets low and you can tell hes gonna say something he thinks is poignant) nothin feels better on coke than gettin ya fuckin weasel greased. Theres nothin gay about gettin ya dick sucked joe rogan, dont let nobody tell ya different.
It was the craziest thing joe rogan, I mean it was a gift dog, fuckin thing looks like an Easter egg Joe rogan, you pull it out turn it sideways and fuck it Joe rogan
For a "Comedian" who has a "Comedy" podcast which mainly has on "Comedians", he's probably the worst stand up I've ever seen. He was even embarrassed of his own special.
Then he's got the worlds most boring person (Lee Syatt ) who is now trying to do comedy just cause he hangs out around comedians. Another unfunny greasy fat fuck.
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4 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-02
Long island 1976 Joe Rogan, I'll never forget it. I was in dis broads tree fort fuckin her and eating her monkey while dis fuckin momo we both knew named richard was watchin. Outta nowhere he comes up to me askin if he can suck my dick. I was off that powder dog, and lemme tell ya (does that fucking gay thing where his awful voice gets low and you can tell hes gonna say something he thinks is poignant) nothin feels better on coke than gettin ya fuckin weasel greased. Theres nothin gay about gettin ya dick sucked joe rogan, dont let nobody tell ya different.
2 PickledHitler 2019-05-02
you really nailed that. especially the gay low voice poignant thing.
1 redtrilobal 2019-05-02
Bravo sir. That is perfect.
0 Quackafella_Records 2019-05-02
All the wile Zoe Rohan is annoyingly cackling!!!
3 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-05-02
“Back then I’d put a coke rock in my dickhole, I was just happy to be there guy..”
2 realestassdude 2019-05-02
I get the bit, but why did you put ant’s face on pat’s head rather than joey d’s?
2 Persianschlong 2019-05-02
It was the craziest thing joe rogan, I mean it was a gift dog, fuckin thing looks like an Easter egg Joe rogan, you pull it out turn it sideways and fuck it Joe rogan
2 AntsCamera 2019-05-02
I wish they would find him dead in his underwear after 3 weeks and Beavis ate an eyeball and half his face.
No one would notice, Landau would show up every day and just sit around wondering why Ant didn't come out his room.
2 Sternacthegreat 2019-05-02
This is one of my favorite things to come out of this new sub move.
2 rahtin 2019-05-02
You aren't enjoying the endless Fatrick threads?
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-02
Viscerally upsetting
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-02
The real Joey Diaz picture is just as bad:
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Grudge+Match+Screening+in+NYC+1KdJHMk4Do2l.jpg
He has the bovine + open mouth dumb-guy look that Joe has. You can always spot the low-intelligence wannabe-Italians.
1 KenFrezno 2019-05-02
Diaz is cuban
1 ChocomelC 2019-05-02
Retard. Learn to read.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-02
No way, I've never heard anyone mention that before.
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-02
A masterpiece!
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-02
LISTEN JOE ROGAN. IF SHE’S OVER 14, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-02
Ant wishes he were Cuban
3 rahtin 2019-05-02
He just wishes he had Jose's hairline.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-02
And his ability to own firearms.
FUUUUCK!
1 rahtin 2019-05-02
Joey did 3 years for kidnapping and armed robbery.
I doubt he's allowed to have one.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-02
Where are our guns!?
FUUUUCK!
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-02
Diaz has way too much white Spanish blood for the Cumia face blend to work, but I still enjoy this bit
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-02
I'M STILL HILARIOUS, DOG!
2 thrillated 2019-05-02
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GUN, DOG? FUCK!
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-02
Notice how “Italian” Anthony’s skin is darker than Cuban Joey’s.
1 collectijism 2019-05-02
This guy smells like cheap hookers
1 zersch 2019-05-02
How this nigga look kinda like Joe Machi.
1 burlapsack69 2019-05-02
God damn i hate this. Nice work.
1 breewagoner 2019-05-02
🤢🤮
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-02
For a "Comedian" who has a "Comedy" podcast which mainly has on "Comedians", he's probably the worst stand up I've ever seen. He was even embarrassed of his own special.
Then he's got the worlds most boring person (Lee Syatt ) who is now trying to do comedy just cause he hangs out around comedians. Another unfunny greasy fat fuck.
1 JuulSantana 2019-05-02
He couldn't read the truth off a piece of paper