I came out publically against a movie I just shot because I'm against gun violence but not against being in shitty movies with missiles because I'm a faggot who wants to erase all memory of anything good I've done

78  2019-05-02 by BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL

62 comments

Just fucking Robin William's yourself already

No, he just makes his ex girlfriends commit suicide.

That's his only redeeming quality.

Wha happen to this guy

Herpes, apparently

Herpes is like the chicken pox. After the first reaction it usually lays dormant in your system. Better to just catch it and get it over with.

I liked Luis' idea that once you get it, you can stop worrying, bang the dirtiest meat sacks and become Prince of the Possum Kingdom

Or you know, not

cope

He's bipolar and goes untreated because thinks the pharmaceutical industry is evil and causes autism.

His MKUltra programming is breaking down

If he thought the pharmaceutical industry was evil and caused autism how come he prescribed his ex girlfriend the same thing Patton Oswalt used on his wife?

Sure, he once stepped out of line by saying there shouldn’t be so much thimerosal in vaccines, but he has since been shamed and corrected by the same mob of “free thinkers” he currently panders to.

Sounds like a scientologist?

This may be the first thing I see in the theater in like seven years. It's so stupid it must be great.

I guessed Stallone and was wrong. Should've had a hint about murder in there.

He's torturing animals now, this stupid fucking good-natured faggot. PETA, boycott this faggot!

I don’t know how this movie was made or how it’s getting a theatrical release. The should have been a straight to vhs release 25 years ago. Hopefully he kills himself once he realizes he has less career prospects than Cumia.

I don’t know how this movie was made or how it’s getting a theatrical release.

Yes, because Hollywood isn't known for making CGI-laden cash-grab pieces of shit aimed at nostalgic man-children who don't need to spend money on families and star a bunch of demon-worshiping junkie pederasts.

Who the fuck likes sonic? I don’t even know if Chris Chan still cares at this point. If they want a cash grab, make a fortnight game or whatever other gay shit is out there.

Who the fuck likes sonic?

As I said, shitloads of nostalgic manchildren. I'm not trying to defend this drek, I'm just saying I can see the reasoning: kikes can throw together some CGI shit and rape a bunch of wallets.

Do they though, check out the front page of all from time to time and never see sonic posts. I might be over estimating what gets your average manchild excited, but this doesn’t seem like it. Hollywood kikes are usually better at picking the shit that would make money, unless they are trying to promote some other shit. This movie is all white dudes, I didn’t even notice a black girlfriend in the trailer.

Sonic has the biggest autistic fanbase out there. True full spectrum autists are a weird demo to tap but whatever

Bigger than the adult MLP fanbase in our current year? I might be out of the loop. Even if you’re right, I still see the movie being an incredible flop.

Yes because Sonic fandom encompasses the same people that MLP shit does. Furries.

So actually maybe not bigger, but equally as large at least.

I might need to update my hate research.

Sonic is probably the grandfather clique of MLP. It's roots go into anime, furry, and lolita fandoms but the actual games are legitimately a stress reducer for people with autism.

Who is it? This fucking piece of shit mobile site keeps pulling external links off of posts.

Same. I deduced it's Jim carrey

It might be because I downloaded the image and posted it. I hate threads where you have to click the title to figure out what the fuck the punchline is.

Everything he does should be on the from page of /r/cringe

He's a hacky idiot who did shitty 90s movies so of course he's a reddit sacred cow

Only movie of his that holds up even a little is “The Mask.”

99% of its fans suck so it gets a bad rep but Eternal Sunshine is a great depiction of two insufferable narcissists who can’t admit they only have themselves to blame for their failed relationship. Good message lost on people who think BPD girls are gonna fuck them.

I thought it was a comedy because they erased it to escape but had to live through all that stupid horseshit again and again. Like Groundhog Day if he never broke the loop. Funny shit.

Have you ever fucked a BPD girl? Best sex of my entire life.

For two months. Then two years of suicide threats and psychotic behavior.

Best? Best at what? All the lady needs to do is lay down.

Two years? You’re either young or she’s dead.

Nah this was a decade ago, I’m a mid-30s faggot like most of you. Anyway I’d escape, ignore her suicidal threats for a month or two, and then get sucked back in. She married the dude right after me, RIP and god bless him.

Had same kind of chick, oof. Hear anything about her current marriage? I miss that broad of mine sometimes but know I got off pretty easy so I should be thankful.

Dumb and Dumber is a work of art. And Ace Ventura is still pretty good-

anyone who denies this is being ridiculous

Ugh god, same faggots cheer and cry over star wars trailers. Say what you will about the outcome of WW2 but you think Nazi Germany would have put up with this faggotry?

Guess his paintings aren’t paying out too well if he’s doing shit like this.

I think he has nostalgia from playing the game while sucking all those black cast members off.

I can’t believe people actually compliment him for those pieces of shit. Truly remarkable example of Trump Derangement Syndrome at work

That guy hasn't had a fucking hit in 15+ years. He's got enough money to sit on his ass and sell his paintings for the rest of his life but he's still doing shit like this. It's admirable on the one hand, but sad on the other because he has swallowed his own head up his ass. Certainly not the first comedian to try serious roles only to go back to comedy and fuck the pooch.

Yes Man isn’t that old! .... right?

Paintings? They’re infantile sketches in the back of placemats with colored pencils.

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Jim Scary RIP funny man.

I think he's made that face before

He's a lazy town villian

Great show

Nice cookie duster you gay guy.

I thought Sportacus is supposed to be blue.

Why doesn't reddit hate him? They hate his ex wife and anything else anti-vax related but they have a boner for this fucking psychotic retard.

Children of the 90s sacred cow

its more his anti drumpf shit that would appeat to the faggot reddit crowd

No one knows more of what its like living in a Gangster's Paradise - than a blue, anthropomorphic furball!

He pulled a Patton Oswald and suicided his girlfriend. Are we just going to let this animal walk the streeets?

Jim Carrey died in 2015

SPOKER ALERT:: Robotnik give sonic herpes causing sonic to become so depressed he lillls himself. The end