Let me tell you about Redguard crime statistics.

185  2019-05-02 by countcumia

62 comments

despite only being 17% percent of the morrowind population they are responsible for over 50% of the stop right there criminal scum

Why was it always imperials who took arrows to the knee? They are racist.

Where the FUCK is my CURVED SWORD?!

FUCK!!!

How come no one talks about Khajits, you notice all the merchants and bankers are Khajits?

Why is the Emperor always avoiding the Khajit Question?

We call them “desert Irish”

Interesting how the Khajits support open immigration into Morrorwind yet insist their country is just for them. Interesting how the Khajits occupy a disproportional number of positions in academia and the media, thought forming institutions for the masses.

I'm joining the thieves guild, if you can't beat em join em.

I saw (them) hanging outside all the major cities. Isn’t a little odd the guards do nothing about it?

They supply the Redguards with skooma to drink with their mother while gangbanging their sister.

A lot of single mothers in the Redguard community.

Opie is an Imperial, Jim is a Mudcrab.

Jim is looking more like a hagraven these days

"Where are my dragon eggs? Fucking ssssssscumbags!"

No one gets the hagraven moniker over these fuckin claws

https://i.imgur.com/bg2okjd.jpg

JEWS

(((Khajits)))

I always felt the high elves are more jewy

I give my older brother an allowance of gold septims each month. He currently has no true employment, although he pretends to be a famous minstrel as a tribute at local taverns, and used to work in the kitchens for the Imperial Legion.

He isnt a cover minstrel he is a tribute minstrel

it's half bardship and half stagecraft

Do you get to the Compound very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

Also pictured in the background: Princess Alena

Is that a fatrick creeping up on Count Kidfuckula?

Also, in the far background: Skinny fat fruity Jimmy with his pink shirt and maroon pants.

I called her a NWAH because that’s what she was!

You even nailed the medieval Tony two-shirts look, well done.

So you're saying.... That the explosion of red mountain.... is funnier than the Greg Opie Hugh's show.

When I used to play Morrowind, I had a Redguard named Wally Brittlebones. I’d just break into peoples homes when they slept, steal everything to sell, beat all the women and then I’d wear their clothes. I’d take all my stolen shit to the House of Earthly Delights in Suran and sell it for Skooma and Moon Sugar then Wally Brittlebones would get high as fuck! Hanging out at the strip club, getting drunk and high during the day then go rob bitches at nite.

Morrowind fucking ruled!

Honestly - those dark elves are animals!

But this female elve name Lightning of the Sue region really intiss's me.

I'm ashamed for getting the joke.

That company really needs to start using a new engine.

That engine is a real problem.

Fall out 4 is worse looking than the original bio shock. It’s sad to see all of these big franchises releases such low quality shit. Companies need to focus on the quality of their products and go back to hiring straight white/Asian men. This diversity quota shit is really killing my vidya. It’s sad that whites used to mock the polish for being dumb, but them not caring about being inclusive was able to produce the Witcher series.

The timing of RDR2 in contrast with all these shit games (especially Fallout 76) was perfect. They can't keep getting away with it. Hopefully fat retards stop pre-ordering all the crap games. Peckers, as it were.

Rockstar hires retards like Danny, puts out content that offends everyone, and are still able to make great products. GTA V is 6 years old and still looks better than fallout 76.

Joe Cumia's asshole looks better than Fallout 76, even after all these years at the ranch.

That might be a bit of an exaggeration. Although I have seen better looking app games on my phone than 76.

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Fallout 4 is the first of the series that I didn't even make it 10 hours into. Loved the previous ones. Played them for months (New Vegas-- meh) . 4 fucking blew.

And bioshock 1 & 2 are fucking masterpieces.

The original might be my favorite game of all time. I can only name a handful of movies with a better story. Thank God netflix hasn’t made an adaptation.

Enchanted microphone. Golden voice.

Nothing sadder than a self-hating Redguard who thinks he's a Nord.

Where’s my fucking longsword of ice???!!

I'd alter a Colin insult for the reference but they're all perfect as they are.

Did he ever call him a something-something Corsair? Pretty sure he must have.

Am I the only one around here who hasn't played Morrowind?

What is any of this? Is there a new game all the kids are playing? I had fun with Fortnite for a month I’m down for a month of something new

Just stick to hentai.

You got the wrong guy. I hate all that anime shit

You should try hentai.

He somehow looks like two Yemini cousins

So it’s out there. We’re all nerds I guess?

Shots fired. I literally just logged in to get my daily rewards. Any one need 800,000 crown lethal poison?

Calldera used to be such a nice town.

Pelagaid

It’s funny that, even though the Redguard are meant to be black people within the game, the Khajit gets all of the relative hate within Elder Scrolls that a black person would in the real world. I guess this is the reason why my friends and I used “Khajit” as an insult amongst one another.

“Throw his ass out, he’s a Khajit! He’s a Khajit! He’s a Khajit, a Khajit! Look, there’s a Khajit!”

They are gypsies

Of course, content-wise, but my impression is that the reaction of in-game characters to Khajit were much more than that of someone to a gypsy. If so, the creators definitely have a weird stigma against gypsies. I think that the Khajit and Dark Elves were the subjects of racism whereas the Redguard would be too controversial to be said subject (so the developers took the easy way out and made cat and pointy-featured people the subject of racism).

Either way, Mr. Lighting played as Imperials exclusively. Brother Joe would have done the same but he spent his allowance on a Chibson again.

Elder Ghouls: Boreowind

You shut your whore mouth!