Jesus was way cool

2  2019-05-02 by PatIsAFatHack

29 comments

Baby...

He was the coolest.

Nice dying for our sins, stupid.

butthole surfers maybe?

king missile

Tsss nice detachable penis asumptin

back in my dad we all had penises, detachable too

and we haaaaaated it

Your dad had all the best penises.

In my father’s house there are many peni

you know butthole surfer is a gay slur? like butt pirate

they literally called their band “faggot” on the dl

Atheists are such faggots.

spiritual asphyxiation by their own hands

its like someone taking poison and waiting for the world to get sick

Have you ever looked at he posts on r/atheism. Possibly the most rage inducing subreddit on this website and that's saying something

Of course the first thing I see is a sticked post of their official Minecraft server.

made in god’s image and they dont wanna see it

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“Im Anthony but call me by my Christian name, Lame Faggot Cocksucker Child Fucker Fruit”

Little on the nose for my tastes

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he could turn water into wine

that's so cool

Forgiving sin, healing the sick, chasing kikes around with a whip, took a beating that would have anyone else crying for their mommy, what's not to like?

No crying, no sweating and he paid CASH

Paid for our sins.

sorry buddy, thats a kyke i can’t crucify

Indeed he was 🙏🏻

Jesus could've been funnier than any comedian you can think of

Not nearly as impressive as the other accomplishments

Jesus doesn't realize how Shit comedy is.

also at the time no one knew what a “call back” was, that was a jesus invention

he did a lot of “remember when” stuff early, but like most comics really found his voice in his 30’s