I actually like black people.

13  2019-05-02 by PsychopathyRed

But Indians need to clean up their act. I DON'T WANT TO RIDE IN A SMELLY CAB OR EAT SPICY BROWN FOOD ALL THE TIME. Come up with something else for once, there's a billion of you idiots.

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Why thefuck do you like black people

Because they at least understand context and can joke about how everything is gay. An Indian's cab can reek of urine and if you say something they'll go all durka durka on you.

Also Prince was black and an Indian will never be that talented to the point of tolerating them.

Well, they do contribute to a lot of violence towards the LGBT community.

Fuck, you're right. Alright, I'm signing off on reparations now.

/u/ants_ccw_permit I expect you to slap some dykes to earn that shit though.

They're always either successful professionals or slave-wage nobodies. Nice bimodal distribution, stupids.

There are two different sets of black people. Those who came from field workers (those with 75 IQs who shoot up entire blocks) and those who came from house workers (every respectable black you've ever seen).

Indians all come from one group, and that group is barely human.

Yeah Indians suck.

I agree with the OP. Except the part about liking black people.

Just don’t shit on the street. Why is that a difficult concept?

Yep. Black people don't do that unless they're on crack, like a Cumia.

How long until the black Israelites claim this guy is black?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

clean up their act with nukes..

I always wanted to visit India to get a head massage from this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoDj0job5Rs

Changed my mind when I realized he'd be rubbing shit molecules in your hair.

50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!

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I don't hate anyone except Patso and the Cumia brothers

I feel the same way, except add every Indian into that category.

What about pakis?

They're even worse which is hard to believe

My family are friends with an Indian guy that my dad has done a lot of work for. Fucking great guy. He would give his shirt off of his back to help you out if you needed it. Also very smart and has made a lot of money over the years with some businesses.

However, there is an Indian family in town who own a restaurant and they are known in the town as very big assholes. Very disrespectful to their customers and will berate you in public if you do the slightest thing to upset them.

There are always a few good eggs in the bunch.

The good Indian dudes will inevitably lament about how much the rest of Indians are fucking assholes. I know a couple of good Indian people, and I still say that Indians are fucking dickheads.

Imagine the amount of fecal residue in that restaurant‘s kitchen.

It is an Indian food buffet restaurant. So I'm sure there's a shitload of fecal residue.

I live in a college town, so the only way this place has stayed in business is with all the foreign students.

Asians are shit too. Rude oblivious dummies who clog up colleges. A race of autists.

That's because the faggot Chinese are the majority of them, and Chinese people are literally bugs. Koreans and Japs I fuck with, the rest are slanty eyed losers.

Chinese students are literally cheating their way into college.

https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/ucla-cheating/

They cheat on their drivers license tests too.

Go to mainland China. The majority of Chinese, basically any outside of the major cities, are absolute animals. They spit everywhere, piss everywhere, push and shove and sneer at everybody, eat like savages, throw trash everywhere. The most racist people on Earth. They hate every single other Asian, every black and every white, and they're fair game to treat like shit or con.

I've never met people with a more "fuck yours, I'm getting mine" attitude like mainland Chinese.

I like them too.

I like them to:

Go back to Africa

Work as a cook in the back of Applebee's so I don't have to see them

work at barbecue restaurants because that's about the only job theyre any good at

Dance around to do the soft-shoe for my amusement

Work at the cash register of the convenience store oh, because they always give me my change back strong and usually more than what I should get.

Play professional sports cuz I like to watch them beat the shit out of each other

Did they finally learn to behave?

Koreans and Indians are at the bottom of my racial totem pole these days since I moved to an area infested with them.

Doing pretty good for yourself, huh?

What's the deeeaaal with niggers???

I passed 2 indians on the street the other day and the stench literally made me involuntarily gag