J-Cu smarter than we thought.

15  2019-05-02 by TheWelfareMan

19 comments

I love that he says it's embarrassing. Like hes a humble genius just trying to blend in with the regular folk.

I love that, while he's correct that "smart" is the opposite of "ignorant", he doesn't know the difference between acquired knowledge (smarts) and innate ability to process info (intelligence)... know what the "I" in "IQ" stands for hahahaha

Anyway, I took the same test for lulz. You get 20 mins for 20 questions about pattern recognition and First Grade arithmetic. Took me 4 minutes, and I know I got them all right because it's basically like

  • Aardvark
  • Babboon
  • ???
  • Dog

And your choices are Crocodile, a bowl of grapes, and a handbag.

But the kicker is that Joe actually paid $20 of Anthony's hard-earned money to his results. He was so cocksure he nailed it, and hasn't learned a THING about Internet scams, that he busted out the old prepaid Visa for a not-so-humblebrag about how "embarrassing" it is.

Clearly, a geenyus.

3 out of my 8 alts...not bad!! Btw-I paid $2.00 with change I found under the couch cushions.. found a little chunk of crack that I used to smoke with my mom too! 🤣👍

Isn't that the same place Peggy Hill got her IQ test?

Re-watching king of the hill now, one of the best bits is Peggy not being as smart as she thinks. She's actually a total retard. It's great.

Peggy's a moron and Bobby's gonna grow up to be a queer. Poor Hank. :(

A queer prop comic. Hmm... sounds familiar...

I DON'T KNOW YOU, SSSSSSCUMBAGS!!!

He paid $20 to do that test so it’d get displayed online what a toss bag

So dumb he paid for a scam IQ test, then bragged about it, and still misinterpreted the result because he doesn't know what a percentile is.

It's just like the idiots who pay psychics for a "past-life regression" and--lo and behold--they used to be JFK, George Washington, and Alexander the Great.

No one was ever a pig farmer, a mill worker, and a cobbler.

I actually did this a while ago with the family, and I was told I used to be a roofer back in the late 1800s early 1900s and lived a pretty damn boring life. I died of pneumonia in the 1920s if I remember correctly.

The conman/woman you visited clearly had a more speculative strategy. Give the sucker a more realistic sounding scenario but run the risk of driving away future business or positive recommendations. After all, who wants to hear that they were a Chinese peasant who died of cholera when they could've been an Etruscan warrior or an adviser in the court of Philip IV of Spain.

Exactly. She was in a pretty popular vacation spot and didn't seem to be hurting for new people to scam. She was playing the long game and made stuff sound halfway believable.

His stupidity is breathtaking

"top 5 percentile"

Aaand forfeit

No no, if you're in the top 5, you would be in the 95th percentile and smarter than 95% of people.

Joe is bragging he's in the "5 (sic) percentile", meaning he's smarter than 5%. Which, with his vacant bovine slackjaw, makes perfect sense to me.

cause online iq tests are so reliable

Intellectual quiz