I’m on this sub saying I like something, so I know I’m a faggot by default.

But I’m not really into comic book movies aside from the MCU and Nolan’s Batman. I could give a fuck about X-Men, Deadpool, and Justice League.

When Marvel announced an Iron Man movie building to an Avengers movie, Variety has an article that said Marvel was calling in the B team. No matter what you think of superhero movies, who gave a fuck about Captain America or Iron Man before 2008?

MCU took the most forgotten, corny characters and made them into bankable, entertaining films. When the other studios had the biggest names, Marvel took what was left and built them into an interwoven narrative that always had a beginning, middle, and end in mind. And they kept it fresh and entertaining throughout. There’s more to their popularity than “sheep lining up for the latest blockbuster.”

It’s bigger than just studio hype or summer event IMAX CGI 3D shitshows. They’re as good as popcorn movies get.

Fuck all you homos.

So a bunch of jews figured out how to make bank off kids and chunky 30 year olds with shitty comic book characters?

Wow man, you sure showed us. Enjoy paying $30 for an iron Man cup when you take your kids to Disney world.

That’s the equivalent of calling this sub basement dwelling virgins. I’m sure at least a few of us have felt the touch of a woman and/or natural light.

I haven't seen the "you're a virgin" card since Jr high.

Uh oh, looks like I personally offended someone.

Anybody who read my post care to comment?

Uh oh you clicked the down arrow. Ya got me. You are in no way showing me you are an offended fat 30 year old who cares too much about movies for kids.

The earlier comment was in reference to Marc Maron calling us virgins or Joe saying we post from our parents basements.

You took it as an actual insult directed at you because you’re both sensitive and an imbecile. Then you tried the ole’ “I’m rubber you’re glue,” to portray me as being hurt. No, child. Not even close.

Ah yes, who could miss that infamous Marc maron line, or that famous "basement virgin" line created by none other than brother Joe.

Holy fuck what a stretch.

Jon Favreau must have the greatest life. In 1996 he was 29 and got his first script made. "Swingers" was basically autobiographical, with Favreau as a fat, balding Incel.

Heather Graham was clearly the most succesful member of the cast; by the time she did "Swingers" she had twenty-two projects under her belt, and she was just 25 years old.

Fast forward to 2019, and Favreau is a multi-millionaire with a wife and kids, getting eight-figure paychecks for a single film. Heather Graham just wrapped on "Angie Tribeca", a show on TBS where she was featured on five episodes in five years.

This isn't to demean Graham, I think she's hot as fuck, but there's no denying that Hollywood hates actresses over 30.

Gutter from PCU will get lifetime salary-sized residual checks for the rest of his life.

Nice acronyms stupid.

We established this years ago, sir

Nice hot take, ......

yeah we know mate

I'd keep that to myself if I were you, that's a real controversial opinion around these parts.

Now you tell me.

You didn't get the emails?

Sometimes it gets caught in the spam filter.

Whats a feffots?

"If you have to ask, you'll never know." -A Girl I Asked Something One Time

She's a whore now, so who cares.

Or old and devoid of value

Angelina from rugrats

I’m hoping he had an aneurysm mid-post

This can’t be stressed enough!

The only thing worse than people who love the movies is people who make a big gay point about hating them

Stop normalizing capeshit. It's not ok to enjoy it and think that you don't deserve to be mocked and probably killed too.

lol calm down spaz

go watch a man in a spandex suit save the world faggot

"stop normalizing this popular thing" oh shit am I on the wrong side of the extremely important cinema war?

you are such a fucking faggot. kill yourself.

imagine getting this upset about spiderman lol

Definitely not a try hard username either

you're the only one upset here you basic bitch

yeah you're clearly the cool and reasonable one, getting very angry and upset about batman

capeshit is for retarded children like you, that is all i am saying and you are getting extremely sweaty about it. stay mad faggot.

I am making fun of you for getting very emotional about it, and your only counter is to randomly claim I am upset. This is going great for you, you definitely don't look like an insane faggot.

nigger

Admit that what you said was incredibly gay, then cut your tits off and shove them up your ass.

capeshit nigger detected

You talk like a teenage girl, fagbaws. "Basic bitch" what a fuckin homo.

nigger

Woah got me there. Is this a bit or are you genuinely a witless buffoon? You respond as if you are cycling through flash cards with "no-no" words. Nice mental faculties, stupid.

nigger :)

What a loser

nigger

Nah, I would say the people that like the manbaby kiddy movies are worse, faggot.

imagine caring this much about ant man

Nice timely announcement, stupid.

Why do you think I enjoyed it so much?

I like it. It's comic books like when I was a boy, except I don't have to read it and I can hear the explosions now. If that makes me a faggot, it's just one more stick in the bundle.

But are you escaping from the same realities now that the molestations have stopped and you're an adult?

Another unoriginal edgy faggot thinking he is Aristotle because he hates something majority of society likes.

Majority of society are insufferable manchild faggots. I LOVE that this sub collectively hates the manbaby culture.

This is toxic masculinity

And here we see the contrarian's contrarian, defending something he doesn't even care about because he values what the majority of society likes.

A true democracy, in his mind only. He lets the world speak for him.

Another unoriginal edgy faggot thinking he is Aristotle because he hates when someone hates something the majority likes. MAAAAAAAANNNNNN.

Say, did you ever find that Thor movie you were looking for by using a proxy?

Faggot.

LMAO hey this guy likes superhero movies dur hur lets brigade dur hur everyone call him a faggot. dur hur thats pretty much all we got dur hur fagggggooooottttt and that patrick guys is a faggot dur hur. Opienanthony sub 2019

hahaha mad

holy shit that last eye-blasting CGI fagfest was unbearable for the first hour as they all became 'Big Bang Theory' faggots with the men talking in that faggoty soft tone, an actual fag playing 'war machine' had to reduce his voice into a swishy whispering wittle birdy boy voice and even the Hulk was a reddit faggot "Uh Ackshuallllly.. ". Holy fuck I hate them all.

A good movie would be Godzilla stomping every single one of them to death.

I thought it was funny how War Machine was suddenly sassy black friend.

Whatchootalkinabout Thanos?

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"Tony why you can't make my robot suit chrome?!"

The only good superhero movie was Triumph of the Will.

Man, have you ever actually tried sitting through that that? God, it's actually pretty unwatchable. It opens with "AND NOW HITLER IS GOING TO ARRIVE AT THE RALLY" and for about 10 fucking minutes (it feels like 10 hours) straight it's nothing but footage of clouds and various forms of transportation.

I've seen clips but yeah, it looks pretty boring. But I guess nothing else was on back then.

No CGI

He’s descending from the heavens you pleb. Would you rather have the Führer take a fucking bus?

Watched it in film class in college. It is exactly that. The only good thing Leni Riefenstahl farted out was Olympia, and while it was a cinematographic marvel at the time, its still ham-fisted propaganda.

Look at the smart college boy over here, what a faaag

I can't say you're wrong...

I watched it before I was slightly to the right of Attila the Hun and was mesmerized by the whole thing. Riefenstahl was a genius.

I prefer the greatest story never told.

You all still saw it. And you'll see the next twenty too.

I just saw it and it was ok at best.

Tony Stark dies i heard. Good riddance, I say.

I cried like a fuckboi no lie

Fag

I hope you go to prison so you can learn the true meaning of that word

You would know iron mam'

The hollywood gay agenda tells you everyone is raped in prison and all these guys just start craving asshole instead of jerking it to porn as always they did before.

Black Widow dies too. Watched it yesterday, it wasn’t that good. Basically 130lb women somehow being the strongest people

Couldn't let just the men die bravely. So opposite of the way things go IRL.

Spoken like a true brotherman

Shit like Fury Roads and John Wick are for faggots too. Capeshit without the capes. Just because they cuss doesn’t make it for big boys.

Captain Marvel fucks a 16 year old Spider-Man in it.

Nice...

God she's a creep.

Pegging Carter

very controversial

capeshit

why did u guys have to ruin the best sub on reddit is the question

I'm really not sure where all these edgelords came from. I'm sure they spend all their free time on Facebook though.

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Nobody upvote

This place is pretty homoerotic

a 40 year old trucker doesn't enjoy watching kids movies? I would hope so.

the Guardians of the Galaxy movies were quite enjoyable tbh, guess I'm a huge faggot

The most bored I've ever been at the cinema was during one of the Avengers movies and the second Hobbit movie.

Some guy tried getting back at me for making insensitive posts by PMing game of thrones and avengers spoilers.

Imagine how into this bullshit you have to be for this to be your trump card.

I fucking hate spoiler culture. Its never bothered me one bit to know what happens before I see some stupid show or movie. Bunch of entitled faggots; just watch shit when it comes out. The whole world shouldn't have to pause their conversations until everyone else is caught up.

I was on the game of thrones subreddit reading their insane theories (most of which are way better than what the show-runners can come up with) and this dude was having a fit because someone posted a very minor spoiler in a thread that wasn’t marked “spoiler.” I can’t comprehend the state of mind of someone who can log onto the subreddit of a specific tv show days after the biggest episode of the series and expect to not have something spoiled.

Yeah, all those theories have fucking ruined the show for me. The HBO writers are pathetic. The game of thrones sub blows though for the very reason you just said. That and it attracts lots of Patrick types. /R/asoiaf is better for theories and /r/freefolk doesn't enforce any spoilers bullshit. You can post whatever. It's also where they post the leaked episodes when they come out early.

What about El Chicano, ese? Doesn't that movie look badass to you? A janitor taking on the cartels.

The Nolan Batman movies and The Punisher movie with Thomas Jane as Frank Castle and Travolta as the bad guy are the only movies of that ilk I can stand.

I just can't believe how much money they make. There's not even the giant nostalgia boost like with the fucking terrible new Star Wars films. Fucking depressing.

Not just the movie either. Don't forget that every school in America is decorating their rooms with superhero shit so your kids can beg you to go buy even more superhero shit when they go to Disney world to see the superhero shit.

You're just a fucking contrarian. Nothing to see here move along.

I was in a chatroom on this swinger site called sdc.com the other day and all's these grown adults in their fucking 40's and 50's were talking about was the avengers and game of thrones. Why is 9/10 of this world adult faggoty children? This whole world is one big faggot and needs blown up. The sun needs to blow this mother fucker up already.

I was in a chatroom on this swinger site called sdc.com the other day and all's these grown adults in their fucking 40's and 50's were talking about was the avengers and game of thrones.

When I was young, I thought a Swingers Party would be a room full of people fucking with abandon. Turns out I was completely wrong; it's basically a bunch of middle-aged accountants in leather chaps whipping morbidly obese women. The guys do this because their dicks stopped working twenty years ago. (Ask Jim Norton.) In between sad BDSM "scenes" they spend a lot of time arguing about GOT and Big Bang Theory.

I tried to show them how it's done, by fucking my wife like a real man does. About ten minutes later I was kicked out of the party.

I don't do the party shit, I just fuck other dudes wives when I meet up with them in Vegas lol. The parties seem like fucking dog shit. Everyone on there talks about places like hedonism and collettes and shit like that. I don't want to be asked by some dude with a 5 or 6 out of 10 wife to fuck his wife when I'm not attracted to them. Some of those people are just degenerate savages. I mean I'm a degenerate too but I just want pussy without having a damn relationship or any attachments. And no way in hell am I doing that faggoty tinder shit.

Yeah, I agree with all that.

I found some dude to fuck my wife on SLS in Vegas, so I can relate to all that.

We're flying out on Sunday and will be in town all week so I need to get on that.

I was taking a shit at my new office job and overheard two adult men speculating about that movie and they sounded legimately worried about the future of marvel. Every faggot has an opinion and mine is that those fucking movies are borefests, have been since day one, and the fact that it grossed a billion dollars on its opening weekend means that humanity truly is fucked.

People who cry at the end of RDR2 are faggots too.