What blows my mind is how someone can be that fat (not to mention munchkin-statured and stunted-limbed) and yet be confident enough to tan that much. I'm betting he wears cologne every single day too. Illyrio Mopatis ass nigga.
It's a special case where the disaster actually makes the lesser disaster look worse than they would alone. If you had only ever seen him by himself, he less-fat one just looks like any of about a dozen top tier Hollywood directors.
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1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-01
I guess the executive of CNN called in his nephews
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-01
It's too early in the morning for this level of Jewishness. Look at those fucking mugs. Jeez.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-01
What blows my mind is how someone can be that fat (not to mention munchkin-statured and stunted-limbed) and yet be confident enough to tan that much. I'm betting he wears cologne every single day too. Illyrio Mopatis ass nigga.
1 Moowon 2019-05-01
I hear he hires eunuchs to guard his fridge.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-01
He’s not even as fat as his head and neck would have you believe. It’s such an unhealthy look/thing. He will die from sleep apnea.
1 stevex42 2019-05-01
I completely forgot about this hacks. The target of our hate from a bygone era.
1 Petworth_dude 2019-05-01
What the fuck are these things?
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-01
It's a special case where the disaster actually makes the lesser disaster look worse than they would alone. If you had only ever seen him by himself, he less-fat one just looks like any of about a dozen top tier Hollywood directors.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-05-01
The one on the left reminds me of Eric from the Sweet Berry Wine sketch.