ROLLINS-hate is lyfe, but we're all thinking of old ROLLINS and not accounting for how retarded he is nowadays. Current_year ROLLINS is a fucking NPR DJ who's written a book of Bonnie-tweet-tier bitchy "comedy" letters to Ann Coulter.

Not kidding.

He's Pat but a slightly worse writer with a far more crazed monster ego because some of his friends are geniuses and he really does make "six figures." We're not capturing his soul here.

not to not do the bit but rollins is cormac mccarthy compared to fatrick

Did you just imply that Pat is a better, more humble writer than someone else?

He looks like a Danish lesbian.

He thinks like one, too.

Scary thought. Heard Danish chicks are hyper feminist

If you heard it, then it's true.

100%

That's none roommates penis I won't put in my mouth and later he's murdered

You may not have heard this perspective before, so I'm going to lay it out in simple terms: sodomy feels good, and you should try it.

I'd love to see him sitting against that same wall. Same empty goofy look on his face, as I hit the speed limiter on my charger aiming for said goofy look.

Those art the kinds of walls they paint in shitty apartments to hide the poor paint job and damage from previous tenants.

They are unmistakable

Those eyes have gotten very intense from years of oppressed homosexuality.