Guys who have less of a obvious, creepy mommy complex than Patrick S. Tomlinson 1/8675309

19  2019-05-01 by MonsignorScurrility

5 comments

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I'm a big fan of this new angle.

I do like the ancient wisdom that your mother being a crazy asshole makes you gay and/or violently misogynist.

Fat chose the wrong path. He'd fit into fag world well. Women expect you to be more than a thing in their house, but he can't do it.

We all get a little bit gluttonous, sometimes.

Norman (mastur)Bates (to children)