Why does he stand on stage like he’s being frisked?

Ughhh that's straight out of a jr. high talent show. Raising his arm all queerly and getting nothing in return.

nice stealing louies 'thats hilarious' bit from 10 years ago and making it sad and unfunny then closing with it, tubbs

He really did exactly that. Add hack to his shitlist.

You mean questioning whether someone could 'hate' peppermint?

I've also heard a similar thing done with 'awesome'. (awesome is if the skies open and angels fly down. you think your chicken wings are awesome?) And 'surreal'. (seeing an old friend isn't 'surreal'. Unless they have an apple where their face should be).

It's a pretty old bit.

Plus, you can totally hate peppermint. It's not a bad use of English.

Attention Fatso and reddit admins: In case dipshit gets it in his head to file a takedown of a publicly posted YouTube video, the owner of a YouTube video has no say in who is allowed to post is as long as it's being shown *through YouTube, per a Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals ruling, and YouTube's own TOS which grants the right to use, reproduce, distribute, display, and perform such content as permitted through the functionality of YouTube and the terms of service.

Not that I think even Fatty is that stupid, but just in case. Fuck off.

Thank you, sir. This is the video everyone needs to, and has the right to, see

He's Bill licks the dicks of Hicks

So the bull that cucked him was a friend of his. Interesting.

To be fair to him, he got an ok response to the self-deprecating material.

I think he should focus more on what a useless piece of shit he is, rather than pontificating to the audience his middle-schooler take on Palestine.

Yeah, he got the best laughs when I told everyone how much of a loser he was. Dude needs to lean into it like Dangerfield

I tell you folks I get no custody, no custody at all!

My wife just had a baby, I asked if she wanted me there when it was born, she said, "Why, you weren't in the room when she was conceived."

Adrienne married Jonathan 3 months after divorcing Pat. And she asked the divorce while trying on maternity clothes at Kohl's

HAHAHAHA HOLEE SHIT!

He slips into Louis ck''s cadence a couple of times too.

How the fuck did I miss this?

“I hate that woman”.

And there you go. Patrick S. Tomlinson hates women. He’s no feminist.

His undealt with trauma makes me naseous.

This is a man who said Norm isn't funny.

I live in a suburb of Chicago and know someone who died in a car accident so I take great offense to him hoping more people die on our highways. What a scumbag I would have boo’d him