A recent picture of Sam from the Jim and Sam Twitter account.

19  2019-05-01 by McGowan9

37 comments

Sam fucking stinks.

If the wrestling hosting doesn't work out at least he can always rely on his photogenic and wholesome good looks to land him another TV gig.

Why wouldn’t it work out? Wrestling is exploding right now, isn’t it?

Take jokes more literally.

Nice sarcasm detector, child.

D'oh

Nice butthole eyes, stupid

cmon guys give him a break, hes just tired. you'd be to if you had to be up all night watching your wife cuck you with the local grocery baggers.

That's all well and good but it doesn't explain the top half of his head. Does he live near a nuclear waste site?

thats from Jess letting the cuckers cum on his head when they finish.

Is that what we're calling them now?

I took "local grocery baggers" to mean Islanders - Dominicans, perhaps Puerto Ricans. Negritos for sure but not outright blacks.

most grocery baggers are downs folk... Jess cucks Sam with downs men.

Eve the beard looks annoying

It looks temptingly flammable

definitely the worst of the lot. stupid face, shitty voice with a bitch personality, it's annoying how he's ended up the luckiest one

he needs to go away

This nigga dying yo

I cannot imagine that even one person that listens to Sam’s show with bit-part costar Jim Norton, is excited by the show. I can remember, years ago, looking forward to Opie and Anthony show every single day. Even Howard some days. But, Sam’s Show cannot elicit even slight emotion can it?

Looks like he is looking into the Ark.

He should be cast in a horror movie as a child predator

He looks like an oil painting

That hunchback from 300 had better genetics.

Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger, a nigger! Look, there's a nigger!

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Looks like he’s thinking about that black stud that fucks his wife.

I was having a bad day, then I realised I'm not this guy.

That nigglet will get an hear-attack before 40.

Nigga looks like a custodian.

Don't those little kids that need HGH to avoid being midgets die young? If he needed that shit long enough that it has turned him into this crommagnon freak, his organs have surely over grown as well. Joe Rogan's head hasn't been morphed as much as Sam's and he's been on the anti-aging stuff for years .

Thank you doctor.

He looks like one of the Nazis being melted in that nigga Jones movie

Vince McMahon put this thing in front of a camera the same way P.T. Barnum put the Elephant Man behind a curtain.

That's the look of a man right before he swings both legs over the bridge railing.

A foul foul creature

The look of a person who's career is on a steep downslope and a 401k full of faggot sneakers.