I’m not sure how to say this without sounding like a bigger homosexual than I’m normally taken for but

1  2019-05-01 by DownHerGullet

Am I the only one who’s started to talk like this fucking lunatic? It started out as ironic and now I’m referring to people as sweet summer children without even trying. I’m kind of afraid I’m going to find myself staring hungrily at a group of elementary school children soon.

15 comments

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-01

I noticed the same thing, child

1  alkiefuck 2019-05-01

Haha thankfully not, although pathetically I go "OK, terrific"

Sad

1  SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-05-01

I cant help from going "Alllllrrright" when I get no response in Skype meetings..

1  call_me_winston 2019-05-01

a year from now ichise will be getting downvoted for calling fatrick a pedophile

stupid faggots

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-01

hey winston, settle down there buddy

1  call_me_winston 2019-05-01

suck one dick as a goof, before long your dangling asshole cant hold the shit in anymore

this is how it starts

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-01

Winston, please refrain from your dangling anus talk, its making the whores uncomfortable

Usually I delight in your faggotry, but your anal musings have no ticket to this particular function

1  call_me_winston 2019-05-01

someone here once told me 'dont act like you arent a mutant like the rest of us'

i still dont know how i feel about that

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-05-01

I told my gf "hush, child" the other day

1  DownHerGullet 2019-05-01

That’s unfortunate.

1  Psych555 2019-05-01

Whenever I watch the wire I find myself yelling out WMD! WMD! Got those yellow tops!

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-01

I'd rather walk into oncoming traffic.

1  DownHerGullet 2019-05-01

I’d rather you do too. Maybe we could hold hands and do it together.

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-01

Take it easy there, Liberace.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-01

Every time I change lanes on a highway in my head I think "I gotta get over into the Joseph lane"