Imagine being fat, having people tell you you're fat and then (instead of doing something about it or laughing at yourself) claiming that you weren't actually fat but were just using beer and German sausages to insulate yourself.
112 2019-05-01 by McGowan9
What kind of delusional faggot would say something like that?
21 comments
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-01
I would imagine that kind of person also lies about having children
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
That sounds like a safe bet.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-01
The kind that larps as sci-fi writer and stand up comedian but is really just an insurance salesman.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Another fair assumption.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-01
A delusional faggot?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-01
“I’m not fat, I just have excess weight from drinking too much craft beer and overeating regional foods.” The delusion behind that is staggering.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-01
It upsets me more that he thinks he benches 250 and is a marathon runner.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Both delusions probably stem from the same place.
1 brothamenarmy 2019-05-01
That's what it is, I mean it's just beyond deluded. I know over 4 plates isn't exactly a body builder but it's advanced enough that most people can't do it, even people in incredible shape, and the ones that do aren't 35% bodyfat like fatrick. Although you do have the occasional fat idiot that puts on more than he can lift and only does 1/2 a rep.
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The fact that he believes he benches 250 makes me think he's never actually been inside a weight room and seen anyone lift.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-05-01
He’s also under the impression he can satisfy a woman without another man in the room.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-01
Training for that 5K that he’ll never run
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-05-01
Imagine having to train to be able to run for less than half an hour
1 ChocomelC 2019-05-01
"I'm not fat, it's just that I drink beer and eat bratwurst."
Yeah, that's what made you fat, retard.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-01
Fat-body Patrick Tomlinsin's ass looks like about 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum!
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-01
His obesity is a force field that no criticism can penetrate.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-01
well you'd have to be pretty dumb to do that, now wouldn't you?
1 artiessobriety 2019-05-01
Do you guys latch onto anyone you feel is weak? I mean it's moved from pests to leaches. Which is fine with me. I'm not saying nothin' out of the ordinary here.
1 artiessobriety 2019-05-01
Why is this post #2 in our sub? You stupid faggots
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-05-01
I love how it tries to make it cool like he is getting fat off German Beer and sausages. He eats fucking captain crunch with maple syrup, fat faggot.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-05-01
I just need to say it again and reinforce that strong German men have been eating sausges and drink good German beer for hundreds of years and they all had high T, looked stout as fuck, grew sick facial hair and just were savages.
fat boy Patrick is def Low T and High estrogen. He indulges in sweets and pure sugar. No real man carbs for him like beer and potatoes, no no. I can assure you this fat baby looking pussy east russel stovers chocales you get in a box for your grandma. He eats all super faggy sweet things that just get you fat like bon bons. Each time he stuffs another one in his mouth and puts his finger over his moth with a cute smirk like "oh tee hee just that one last taste" but meanwhile he is going to eat 10 boxes and do that after each bite.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-01
it’s like he thinks our eyes visually misinterpret what ‘fat’ is. it’s not muscle, it’s not tumors (unfortunately), what the fuck else could that extra mass be, pat? might need to start upping your game to 410 miles per year, which lucky for you still averages out to about one mile per day. he even sucks at exaggerating. worthless tub of shit lol