I met Pat
46 2019-05-01 by Shittinonniggers
I saw Patrick S Tomlinson at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, child?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
12 comments
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-01
He sounds like a terrible person. Are you okay?
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-05-01
Lucky for me he saw a fucking white male
rapehold a door open for a woman in distress and I made my escape.1 Twatsmash 2019-05-01
Just glad you’re safe, bro. You must have been literally shaking just telling us about this.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-05-01
The shaking is from alcoholism mainly but it was scary too.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-01
Well, most of us have those shakes.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-01
Typical thieving, rude, crazy Pat.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-01
Who was this originally about?
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-05-01
Joe Cumia at Guitar Center.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-01
Also Robert Kelly at the grocery store.
1 THE_FAGG0T 2019-05-01
John Carmack
1 awol_ab 2019-05-01
I believe Jon Jones.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-01
Seems legit