Joe Cumia is a 73 year old man who is jealous of the attention a failed sci-fi writer is getting from an opie and anthony subreddit.

76  2019-05-01 by BeigeFrequency

44 comments

He also begged us to leave him alone, groveling like a little bitch, and then deleted it and pretended it never happened when we didn't bite.

And his band fucking sucks

He owns it tho.

He owns the band but doesn't own that they suck. He just goes so so so so so so so Disney would pay a band that sucked $10k?!

And he refers to his bandmates as "sub-contractors," as if he's running a construction firm or Blackwater rather than a shitty cover band that plays pub/grills in Long Island.

If you were a professional musician who actually makes money playing music, you’d know that they’re referred to as “menu venues” and hardly ever on Long Island. See, the logic there is that they make their big money by selling food and drink. No cover charge...then they pay the musician with no issue at the end of the night. (kind of a light turnout tonight... can you work with us Joey??? Please???) none of THAT shit. $300 in my pocket for 3 hours of “la...la..la...strum, strum, pick a lead”... JUST LIKE ERIC. 3 nights/week. That’s what Joe does.

Aha, so he's the musician equivalent of the comedian who does actual restaurant gigs- "Hey Rich, while you're up there push the scungili"

And what is it you get paid to do? Something you love I would imagine? Even if it’s not, you’d sooner suffer in silence or lie rather than admit to being miserable with your job here. I’m also sure you would be one of those guys who remains broke on principle, pushing your stupid original songs that you think the world will embrace and play them for free at any shit-hole that will have you, instead of playing a cover tune. Joe gets paid well dummy. I know you don’t want to believe it. It’s a tough pill. Chew on it. #Brexit

Carol, is that you?

It's Joe speaking in third person. Again. On another new account. Too pathetic even for words anymore.

And he never paid for freebase for his whore mother and faggot brother. Not once.

Whore and faggot? What makes you gentlemen so angry? They never dis’d you. You’re just being mean.

What kind of gimmick account is this, exactly? You sign on every once in a while to say "This place is mean."

Ooooh 41 upvotes for your stinking opinion, I bet he’s really worried about where he’ll be able to booking the band(s) next!

He'll have to post pictures of himself at a gloryhole, with a black dick in his mouth, in order to regain our attention.

Eh, someone will just photoshop it to make him look straight and we will laugh at him for not being gay

You really expect him to dip into his personal, private collection?

war hero joes just here to laugh at your faces as your beloved sub collapses

its actually physically impossible for war hero joe to stop winning

its actually physically impossible for war hero joe to stop winning

Unless we're talking about a weight loss competition

Or a spelling contest

Or just adult life.

Or the respect of his daughter.

ACTUALLY i'm only 69 years OLD not that virgins LIKE YOU would know what 69 MEANS LOL

[insert five more paragraphs here]

Beige is obviously tired of the drunk emails at 2am

At least he's not a pedophile

That's where you're wrong. He's a card carrying pedophile.

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Ain't it great

Is he posting here again?

Can I get a QRD I haven't been here in forever

Joe is jealous that the liberal version of him is getting more attention for being an ignorant blowhard at the moment so Samcro is pulling out all the stops to get back the spotlight.

This is where the Opie & Anthony show is at in 2019.

It's useless nigger Wednesday. Hello to you and your disgusting tits and leather fag gimp sissy earrings you embarrassment to the armed forces and your dead whore mother.

The anger is so telling. You hate that Joe is one of you now. He’s not in the least bothered by your words. If he were, he’d be completely ignoring you like everyone else does to whom you’re may be a minor annoyance. No anger for Joey. Nothing felt. Nada. Zilch.

Keep trying to convince yourself, Joe. I mean, most people spend all their waking hours obsessing over things they don't care about, right?

I spent all day making forum posts about a fruit fly I swatted this morning!

Dipshit, if you really weren't bothered you wouldn't be here.

I’m only here because you make it obvious that I’m the one bothering you for a change.

It is a little bothersome he won't admit his band fucking sucks shit

Whatever gets the job done.

Oh, the unbridled anger. Bless you all. Joe will pray for your souls.

Fuck off Joe you fat faggot. Stop making alts that are blatantly you and then speaking in the third person you complete psycho

He feeds off of your frustration and anger! Hahaha!! It’s hi-LAR-i-ous!! Jovine is a HUGE part of your subreddit and it pisses you off!!! Aaaaaahahaha!! Who’s the bitch?!?! Hahaha!