And he refers to his bandmates as "sub-contractors," as if he's running a construction firm or Blackwater rather than a shitty cover band that plays pub/grills in Long Island.
If you were a professional musician who actually makes money playing music, you’d know that they’re referred to as “menu venues” and hardly ever on Long Island. See, the logic there is that they make their big money by selling food and drink. No cover charge...then they pay the musician with no issue at the end of the night. (kind of a light turnout tonight... can you work with us Joey??? Please???) none of THAT shit. $300 in my pocket for 3 hours of “la...la..la...strum, strum, pick a lead”... JUST LIKE ERIC. 3 nights/week. That’s what Joe does.
And what is it you get paid to do? Something you love I would imagine? Even if it’s not, you’d sooner suffer in silence or lie rather than admit to being miserable with your job here. I’m also sure you would be one of those guys who remains broke on principle, pushing your stupid original songs that you think the world will embrace and play them for free at any shit-hole that will have you, instead of playing a cover tune. Joe gets paid well dummy. I know you don’t want to believe it. It’s a tough pill. Chew on it. #Brexit
Joe is jealous that the liberal version of him is getting more attention for being an ignorant blowhard at the moment so Samcro is pulling out all the stops to get back the spotlight.
It's useless nigger Wednesday. Hello to you and your disgusting tits and leather fag gimp sissy earrings you embarrassment to the armed forces and your dead whore mother.
The anger is so telling. You hate that Joe is one of you now. He’s not in the least bothered by your words. If he were, he’d be completely ignoring you like everyone else does to whom you’re may be a minor annoyance. No anger for Joey. Nothing felt. Nada. Zilch.
He feeds off of your frustration and anger! Hahaha!! It’s hi-LAR-i-ous!! Jovine is a HUGE part of your subreddit and it pisses you off!!! Aaaaaahahaha!! Who’s the bitch?!?! Hahaha!
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1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-01
He also begged us to leave him alone, groveling like a little bitch, and then deleted it and pretended it never happened when we didn't bite.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-01
And his band fucking sucks
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-05-01
He owns it tho.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-01
He owns the band but doesn't own that they suck. He just goes so so so so so so so Disney would pay a band that sucked $10k?!
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
And he refers to his bandmates as "sub-contractors," as if he's running a construction firm or Blackwater rather than a shitty cover band that plays pub/grills in Long Island.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
If you were a professional musician who actually makes money playing music, you’d know that they’re referred to as “menu venues” and hardly ever on Long Island. See, the logic there is that they make their big money by selling food and drink. No cover charge...then they pay the musician with no issue at the end of the night. (kind of a light turnout tonight... can you work with us Joey??? Please???) none of THAT shit. $300 in my pocket for 3 hours of “la...la..la...strum, strum, pick a lead”... JUST LIKE ERIC. 3 nights/week. That’s what Joe does.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Aha, so he's the musician equivalent of the comedian who does actual restaurant gigs- "Hey Rich, while you're up there push the scungili"
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
And what is it you get paid to do? Something you love I would imagine? Even if it’s not, you’d sooner suffer in silence or lie rather than admit to being miserable with your job here. I’m also sure you would be one of those guys who remains broke on principle, pushing your stupid original songs that you think the world will embrace and play them for free at any shit-hole that will have you, instead of playing a cover tune. Joe gets paid well dummy. I know you don’t want to believe it. It’s a tough pill. Chew on it. #Brexit
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Carol, is that you?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-01
It's Joe speaking in third person. Again. On another new account. Too pathetic even for words anymore.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-01
And he never paid for freebase for his whore mother and faggot brother. Not once.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
Whore and faggot? What makes you gentlemen so angry? They never dis’d you. You’re just being mean.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-01
What kind of gimmick account is this, exactly? You sign on every once in a while to say "This place is mean."
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
Ooooh 41 upvotes for your stinking opinion, I bet he’s really worried about where he’ll be able to booking the band(s) next!
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-01
He'll have to post pictures of himself at a gloryhole, with a black dick in his mouth, in order to regain our attention.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-05-01
Eh, someone will just photoshop it to make him look straight and we will laugh at him for not being gay
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
You really expect him to dip into his personal, private collection?
1 ichise8 2019-05-01
war hero joes just here to laugh at your faces as your beloved sub collapses
its actually physically impossible for war hero joe to stop winning
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Unless we're talking about a weight loss competition
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-01
Or a spelling contest
1 McGowan9 2019-05-01
Or just adult life.
1 Killgore 2019-05-01
Or the respect of his daughter.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-01
ACTUALLY i'm only 69 years OLD not that virgins LIKE YOU would know what 69 MEANS LOL
[insert five more paragraphs here]
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-01
Beige is obviously tired of the drunk emails at 2am
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-05-01
At least he's not a pedophile
1 KennethFresno 2019-05-01
That's where you're wrong. He's a card carrying pedophile.
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1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-01
Ain't it great
1 undersight 2019-05-01
Is he posting here again?
1 Binski13 2019-05-01
Can I get a QRD I haven't been here in forever
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-01
Joe is jealous that the liberal version of him is getting more attention for being an ignorant blowhard at the moment so Samcro is pulling out all the stops to get back the spotlight.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-01
This is where the Opie & Anthony show is at in 2019.
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-05-01
It's useless nigger Wednesday. Hello to you and your disgusting tits and leather fag gimp sissy earrings you embarrassment to the armed forces and your dead whore mother.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
The anger is so telling. You hate that Joe is one of you now. He’s not in the least bothered by your words. If he were, he’d be completely ignoring you like everyone else does to whom you’re may be a minor annoyance. No anger for Joey. Nothing felt. Nada. Zilch.
1 Attonitus1 2019-05-01
Keep trying to convince yourself, Joe. I mean, most people spend all their waking hours obsessing over things they don't care about, right?
1 brothamenarmy 2019-05-01
I spent all day making forum posts about a fruit fly I swatted this morning!
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-01
Dipshit, if you really weren't bothered you wouldn't be here.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
I’m only here because you make it obvious that I’m the one bothering you for a change.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-01
It is a little bothersome he won't admit his band fucking sucks shit
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
Whatever gets the job done.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
Oh, the unbridled anger. Bless you all. Joe will pray for your souls.
1 JumboYumYums 2019-05-01
Fuck off Joe you fat faggot. Stop making alts that are blatantly you and then speaking in the third person you complete psycho
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-01
He feeds off of your frustration and anger! Hahaha!! It’s hi-LAR-i-ous!! Jovine is a HUGE part of your subreddit and it pisses you off!!! Aaaaaahahaha!! Who’s the bitch?!?! Hahaha!