Have we ruled out the possibility that Joe is letting AntH use one of the alts? They might be trying to tag team the sub like they tagteamed Dawn after a crack binge.
they probably did do some stuff when they were all smoking crack, its a notorious “lets not have taboos” kinda drug and ant always wanted to fuck his mom
In another post, 3 of his alts are commenting, but the tone of one of them is off. I thought either Ant is posting, too, or Joe’s trying to convince us those aren’t him by making them sound like different people. Either way, it’s still him.
It's not like he hasn't tried multiple times in the past to sound like someone else and failed. He's either too narcissistic or too stupid to be anyone but himself. It's probably the same reason his mind is blown when he finds out an actor who played a conservative role isn't actually a conservative.
I’m just glad we fucked with Ant to the point that he needs Xanax and whatever else just to function for his daily routine. The sub did its job by ruining that tranny fuckers sanity.
I'm not so sure that one's entirely on us. I think his main motivation for railing pills is fear that without them he won't get a girl under 50 to fuck him. I'm sure he knows they've seen his hair plug clumps jumping ship while he's sleeping.
Slow Joe doesn't realize he can never beat this sub because at the end of the day he has to wake up as Joe Cumia every morning and we don't. No matter how much his fragile ego tries to protect him, he'll always be the low T, borderline retarded, wannabe celebrity, failure at every aspect of life, mother abandoning, fat titted leech that got bested by this sub thousands of times.
Joe is a 65 year old man spending his time tilting at windmills on reddit like a bovine Don Quixote. Rather than travelling the world or seeing his children get married, have kids and achieve success, he is instead jerking his flaccid, TRT-needing dong to the thought of a subreddit being closed down. He has completely lost at life, and he’ll die of cow aids very soon. Sad.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-01
He really hatches schemes like one of Bugs Bunnys enemies
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-01
Oh Joe everyone knows when its you. I'm not saying how but it's so obvious you may as well just put your name in your alts.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-01
" If Anthony Cumias brother was here now would you have anything to say to him?"
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-01
Dudes a classic.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-01
Why does he think he’s fucking with us? He hasn’t done shit. At no point was he fooling anyone about anything.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-01
Well he's retarded you see.
1 Shacomybrand 2019-05-01
Have we ruled out the possibility that Joe is letting AntH use one of the alts? They might be trying to tag team the sub like they tagteamed Dawn after a crack binge.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-01
they probably did do some stuff when they were all smoking crack, its a notorious “lets not have taboos” kinda drug and ant always wanted to fuck his mom
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-01
Probably...
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-01
Has it been mentioned that Joe's wife looks like a live-action Beavis?
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-01
Not nearly enough. But she’s only a girlfriend because she’s not wife material.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-01
They're not married so they can both max out their welfare checks. Typical behavior.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-01
In another post, 3 of his alts are commenting, but the tone of one of them is off. I thought either Ant is posting, too, or Joe’s trying to convince us those aren’t him by making them sound like different people. Either way, it’s still him.
1 lawntoilet 2019-05-01
It must be Ant then, Joe doesn't have the guile required for the other option.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-01
I'm still undecided because he's just smart enough to try that and fail miserably. He hasn't managed to convince anyone after all.
1 Attonitus1 2019-05-01
It's not like he hasn't tried multiple times in the past to sound like someone else and failed. He's either too narcissistic or too stupid to be anyone but himself. It's probably the same reason his mind is blown when he finds out an actor who played a conservative role isn't actually a conservative.
1 notasodomite 2019-05-01
They work in teams. I smuggled them into the discords and they worked in tandem.
1 blood_on_the_moon 2019-05-01
Any of you teachers on this sub want to grade this shit?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-01
"Your right..." The unemployed, retarded leech relies heavily on spell check, but never fails to fail at basic, elementary level grammar.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-01
SAD! Very disrespectful.
1 snake6118 2019-05-01
I’m just glad we fucked with Ant to the point that he needs Xanax and whatever else just to function for his daily routine. The sub did its job by ruining that tranny fuckers sanity.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-01
I'm not so sure that one's entirely on us. I think his main motivation for railing pills is fear that without them he won't get a girl under 50 to fuck him. I'm sure he knows they've seen his hair plug clumps jumping ship while he's sleeping.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-05-01
brother ant has been taking xanax since atleast 2009, he used to talk about it on the show
1 snake6118 2019-05-01
Well the sub made sure then he’s never getting off it
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-01
Longer than that, I believe. I think he's been on it since his heart attack.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-05-01
Slow Joe doesn't realize he can never beat this sub because at the end of the day he has to wake up as Joe Cumia every morning and we don't. No matter how much his fragile ego tries to protect him, he'll always be the low T, borderline retarded, wannabe celebrity, failure at every aspect of life, mother abandoning, fat titted leech that got bested by this sub thousands of times.
1 DefaultTrash 2019-05-01
Lol Boomer Cow
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-01
Joe, no matter what happens to the sub your stupidity and things like this will live on the internet FOREVER.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-01
The amount of confidence this retard possesses is dumbfounding.
1 hitch21 2019-05-01
Self awareness is rare in the Cumia family
1 shickadantz 2019-05-01
Joe is a 65 year old man spending his time tilting at windmills on reddit like a bovine Don Quixote. Rather than travelling the world or seeing his children get married, have kids and achieve success, he is instead jerking his flaccid, TRT-needing dong to the thought of a subreddit being closed down. He has completely lost at life, and he’ll die of cow aids very soon. Sad.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-01
The beauty of this is that Joe won't understand any of the references or half of the words. Dropout moron.
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-05-01
Why does Joe have so much trouble using the internet? Take a class at the library, you don't do anything during the day anyway.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-01
He's literally retarded. Have you ever seen the videos of him driving? Actually, have you seen him do anything?
1 GinFoss 2019-05-01
i know i could look it up but the line "And his ex wife STILL has a vagina!!"
its written with such a "yeah, take that redditard! i showed you!" tone, but i'm fucking baffled as to what the fuck the context for that would be
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-01
I can spot a Joe paragraph from a mile away.
Stilted half-sentences, excessive punctuation, and randomly UPCASE words. Wordy.