Lmao so he was assaulted by 2 maga guys while walking back home to get a Subway and the sandwich made it through the struggle of wrestling 2 maga guys so they wouldn’t put a noose around his head?
And the sandwich never got smashed or stepped on? He didn’t let go of it to ball his hands into fists to fight back?
Or maybe he laid the sandwich down on the ground when he heard them approaching , got his “ass kicked” and picked up the carefully placed sandwich after getting fucked up and roped? Lulz
The chick that cut him loose is under investigation. She was subpoenaed yesterday. The cops are going to keep pushing on this. If she gets charged, I suspect they're going to insist charges against Smollet be re-examined.
That open letter from the Illinois Prosecutors Bar Association talking about issues with the handling of the case is a good read. Short, sweet, plain English.
That’s so fucked. That woman is another one I can’t stand looking at. She looks like she’s in a state of perpetual anaphylactic shock after several bee stings to the mouth.
Dont forget, he said he punched him in the face. ...I think before they put the rope on him? Or maybe after. He fought off the guys but didnt rip off the rope the second he walked away
What type of bread was it and what veggies were added. It’s important. Also it better be some sort of poultry because anything else from subway is gross and strange.
Do you have any idea how places like that make their "turkey breast" etc? Not saying the other crap is any better but it's all mystery meat processed garbage.
Yep, and it's usually the worst cuts that make it to the pink paste factory - chickens' assholes and beaks etc. If there ever is any breast meat it's from battery hens that have been pumped full of hormones to give them giant, swinging Polish grandmother-like udders. More meat, sure, but full of estrogen and progesterone. Hence the rise of the hairless, wide-hipped, jelly-titted numales who just love their "tendies."
Does she even do anything anymore? I saw her in a couple movies a decade ago but she pops up all the time anyways, is she just famous for bitching about things now?
She played a sidekick in a movie from a decade ago called "Super". She doesn't have super powers and gets her head blown off with a shotgun. Pretty good.
She's mostly remembered for bitching about dudes haxxoring a video game she was motion-capped for. Men (omg) have seen "her" as a naked cartoon, looking like an extra in Xavier: Renegade Angel but less sexy, and she's totally raped to death about it.
It's one of the weirdest things anyone's famous for.
You gotta admit that part of his sentence doing volunteer work for fucking Jessie Jackson was pretty funny in a 'take off and nuke it from orbit' sense. The chutzpah.
Don’t let the left fool you. This story was an obvious fraud from the very very beginning. We didn’t need reflection, we didn’t need investigation, even the dummies that we are on the sub all called it immediately. What they want you to fail to realize is that they were complicit in spreading an obvious lie, they weren’t duped. They weren’t naive. They LIED. This is why the right wing sucks, they let the left get away with this shit repeatedly. Well, one of the reasons why they suck. The media lied to us for two years about investigation it was also based on obvious lies. No one will pay for it. No one will be punished. No one will be called out with any real consequence. The left will continue to lie and lie and lie and get away with it. I give the right wing credit, they are at least just stupid and out of touch. The left is a criminal cabal. For the love of God look at the skull on this woman.
I agree. A good portion of the right wing is also part of the criminal cabal though. It's all an elaborate trick, you think you have a choice but in the end it's like choosing between catsup and ketchup, it's the same exact shit repackaged with a different label.
Well, sure, but I am generalizing. There are all types of people on both sides. To be fair, there are good people on both sides as well. But they usually aren’t all that politically motivated, you know what I mean? The people that constantly talk about it or are really invested in “their team” are usually pieces of shit. Not always. But usually.
What I'm is it's just a tug of war between the left and the right that goes nowhere while they funnel our money from our pockets to big corporations, inflate our already debt-based monetary system until our dollars have no value, automate our jobs and ship all the manufacturing overseas where they make the shit for pennies on the backs of slaves and sell it back to us at a 2000% profit.
It's all a dog and pony show, politics in the end doesn't matter because there is literally no one in congress looking out for our best interests. Whoever you vote for doesn't matter they're still going to bend you over and fuck your ass while they steal your wallet
Jokes on you - the Scottish Enlightenment was a long time ago, child. So I can’t possibly be someone who’s been dead for centuries. Don’t you feel silly now, sweet summer child? I work out and bench press 250 pounds, little one.
I’m glad there are talks of a civil trial, I think anyone with a brain knew something was off immediately. It seriously read like a lie that someone comes up with when they’re 9
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1 JansHammer 2019-04-30
Sam's sister.
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Did he really still have the fucking sandwich after the “assault”?
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-30
Yeah the cameras in his building showed him coming home with it.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-30
I’m starving. We got any subway sandwiches back there?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-30
Fresh out, boss.
1 Monster_Dong 2019-04-30
Barry?
1 therealstinks 2019-04-30
Um sir this is a Panera and you are the manager
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Lmao so he was assaulted by 2 maga guys while walking back home to get a Subway and the sandwich made it through the struggle of wrestling 2 maga guys so they wouldn’t put a noose around his head?
And the sandwich never got smashed or stepped on? He didn’t let go of it to ball his hands into fists to fight back?
Or maybe he laid the sandwich down on the ground when he heard them approaching , got his “ass kicked” and picked up the carefully placed sandwich after getting fucked up and roped? Lulz
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-30
The whole thing was insane from the beginning.
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Sounds so fucking absurd.
And NOBODY went to jail or anything.
Rich play by different rules.
1 therealstinks 2019-04-30
Nah Chicago pd is pissed they aren’t backing down
1 bornrevolution 2019-04-30
Still? I thought he was acquitted and it was done and done.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
The chick that cut him loose is under investigation. She was subpoenaed yesterday. The cops are going to keep pushing on this. If she gets charged, I suspect they're going to insist charges against Smollet be re-examined.
1 Jungies 2019-04-30
That open letter from the Illinois Prosecutors Bar Association talking about issues with the handling of the case is a good read. Short, sweet, plain English.
1 Ziggle3406 2019-04-30
That’s so fucked. That woman is another one I can’t stand looking at. She looks like she’s in a state of perpetual anaphylactic shock after several bee stings to the mouth.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-30
Also, are police union, the FOP is suing Jussie.
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-30
Fix this shit.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-30
Got me on that one. Editing is for faggots. Own you’re mistakes.
1 therealstinks 2019-04-30
The heh
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-30
Lol. This guy's alright.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-30
Shes an Obama employee
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-30
Shes an Obama employee
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-30
IE a nigger
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Good
1 stephenpaddock59 2019-04-30
Yeah, the rich
1 JansHammer 2019-04-30
meatball subs are sacred in every community.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-30
Something tells me Jussie went for some kind of chicken sandwich
1 bal0rd 2019-04-30
I bet it had weed on it instead of lettuce and vinegar and CBD oil on it. Black people are always on dope.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-30
True, the Negro community is filled with grasshoppers and dope fiends.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-30
Dont forget, he said he punched him in the face. ...I think before they put the rope on him? Or maybe after. He fought off the guys but didnt rip off the rope the second he walked away
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
That goddamn sandwich is the smoking gun the more you tell me
1 therealstinks 2019-04-30
He paid tree fiddy for dat tho
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-30
Fuck you A niggas gotta eat.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
That's at least $5, man. He can't be wasting food when he's got Nigerian KKK members to add to his budget.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-30
That's the best fucking part. He walked into his apartment lobby still holding his foot long veggie sub or whatever gay sandwich he ordered.
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Definitely veggie sub
Heavy on the onions cause it reminds him of man ass
1 hariolus 2019-04-30
This sounds like something someone experienced with eating man ass would say.
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Or a man who’s had a smelly ass at one point or another in his life
Or I eat man ass, you decide.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-30
I'm pretty sure they put the assault and apepper on before he took the sandwich, so yes.
1 Axelfolly 2019-04-30
Yea but just to shove it up his ass because, ya know, he's a faggot
1 GiygasFetus 2019-04-30
Yeah after the attack he went home and sat on it. Because he's gay, get it?
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
So then the sub was toasted.
Another clue.
1 ehondaslaps 2019-04-30
What type of bread was it and what veggies were added. It’s important. Also it better be some sort of poultry because anything else from subway is gross and strange.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-30
Do you have any idea how places like that make their "turkey breast" etc? Not saying the other crap is any better but it's all mystery meat processed garbage.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-30
Isn't it ground up to a paste, then reassembled and cut? Subway is gross af
1 McGowan9 2019-04-30
Yep, and it's usually the worst cuts that make it to the pink paste factory - chickens' assholes and beaks etc. If there ever is any breast meat it's from battery hens that have been pumped full of hormones to give them giant, swinging Polish grandmother-like udders. More meat, sure, but full of estrogen and progesterone. Hence the rise of the hairless, wide-hipped, jelly-titted numales who just love their "tendies."
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-30
"Don't trust or eat at any joint that weighs out their meat like it's coke"
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Does she even do anything anymore? I saw her in a couple movies a decade ago but she pops up all the time anyways, is she just famous for bitching about things now?
1 realestassdude 2019-04-30
She is in some knock off super hero series on Netflix. I assume it is woke bullshit and haven’t watched it.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Oh good, God forbid anyone in Hollywood not play a superhero at some point.
1 OfficialGoatsePcast 2019-04-30
She played a sidekick in a movie from a decade ago called "Super". She doesn't have super powers and gets her head blown off with a shotgun. Pretty good.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Oh yeah, Super. That one I saw, I liked James Gunn before he started making kids movies. Slither was good, too.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-30
Super ruled.
1 Canadia86 2019-04-30
I'll put it this way, there are heterosexual, white couples in the entire show and both of them involve the bad guys
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
I think I jerked off to her when she was in some Carnival/Fair movie with that Jessie Eisenberg guy
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
I'm sure she considers that rape
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Is that a bad thing?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
I assume that's how she became a lesbian feminist in the first place, she had an Uncle Cumia as a kid.
1 therealstinks 2019-04-30
Lol yah she definitely does
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-30
That wasnt her
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
I think the green lantern dude was in it too
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-30
Van wilder, its about adventure land, which the Cumias have gone to
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-30
Kristen Stewart I think, girl from twilight
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-30
she does nothing for me
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-30
she does something for me, sadly a dyke though
1 Canadia86 2019-04-30
Wasn't that Kirsten Stewart?
1 raider_one 2019-04-30
Bingo
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-30
She's mostly remembered for bitching about dudes haxxoring a video game she was motion-capped for. Men (omg) have seen "her" as a naked cartoon, looking like an extra in Xavier: Renegade Angel but less sexy, and she's totally raped to death about it.
It's one of the weirdest things anyone's famous for.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
People were photoshoping celebrity faces onto porn decades ago, she should have been thankful there were no cumshots involved.
1 HandsomeMyles 2019-04-30
*yet
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-04-30
too late
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-30
You gotta admit that part of his sentence doing volunteer work for fucking Jessie Jackson was pretty funny in a 'take off and nuke it from orbit' sense. The chutzpah.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
This whole thing is gayer than that smug cunt’s facial expressions. OP’s pic is getting me kind of hot and bothered, though.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
Don’t let the left fool you. This story was an obvious fraud from the very very beginning. We didn’t need reflection, we didn’t need investigation, even the dummies that we are on the sub all called it immediately. What they want you to fail to realize is that they were complicit in spreading an obvious lie, they weren’t duped. They weren’t naive. They LIED. This is why the right wing sucks, they let the left get away with this shit repeatedly. Well, one of the reasons why they suck. The media lied to us for two years about investigation it was also based on obvious lies. No one will pay for it. No one will be punished. No one will be called out with any real consequence. The left will continue to lie and lie and lie and get away with it. I give the right wing credit, they are at least just stupid and out of touch. The left is a criminal cabal. For the love of God look at the skull on this woman.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-30
I agree. A good portion of the right wing is also part of the criminal cabal though. It's all an elaborate trick, you think you have a choice but in the end it's like choosing between catsup and ketchup, it's the same exact shit repackaged with a different label.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
Well, sure, but I am generalizing. There are all types of people on both sides. To be fair, there are good people on both sides as well. But they usually aren’t all that politically motivated, you know what I mean? The people that constantly talk about it or are really invested in “their team” are usually pieces of shit. Not always. But usually.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-30
What I'm is it's just a tug of war between the left and the right that goes nowhere while they funnel our money from our pockets to big corporations, inflate our already debt-based monetary system until our dollars have no value, automate our jobs and ship all the manufacturing overseas where they make the shit for pennies on the backs of slaves and sell it back to us at a 2000% profit. It's all a dog and pony show, politics in the end doesn't matter because there is literally no one in congress looking out for our best interests. Whoever you vote for doesn't matter they're still going to bend you over and fuck your ass while they steal your wallet
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2019-04-30
jews
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-30
The left has a lot of problems and that's one child drag queen at a gay bar that I'm not going to be throwing my dollars at.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
Is it a sweet summer child?
1 HandsomeMyles 2019-04-30
the henry rollins last lines have always killed me, this one is a bit wordy but it serves its purpose. have an upvote!
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-30
Adam Smith over here.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
Jokes on you - the Scottish Enlightenment was a long time ago, child. So I can’t possibly be someone who’s been dead for centuries. Don’t you feel silly now, sweet summer child? I work out and bench press 250 pounds, little one.
1 Terahite 2019-04-30
Nice conehead, stupid.
1 Monkey___Business 2019-04-30
Its basically sam rogers in a wig but some how less fuckable.
1 Britfagforever 2019-04-30
Sexual deviations always end up being miserable cunts with giant foreheads. It's all in the Bible, folks.
1 Britfagforever 2019-04-30
Sexual deviants always end up being miserable cunts with gigantic foreheads.. It's all in the Bible, folks.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-30
Nice dome, stupid.
1 age_of_cage 2019-04-30
Megaminge
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-30
Nice forehead, cunt lapper.
1 aPersonStranded 2019-04-30
Big foreheaded dyke
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-04-30
1 MiniChipper 2019-04-30
She looks like Ron Howard's dorky brother
1 alienthriftship 2019-04-30
Do people actually believe that faggot? There’s no way you can support his story without being biased
1 Anarox 2019-04-30
Shut the fuck up with political shit already. We get it you like Daddy Trump. You had one million other subs to fuck up.
1 bumassjp 2019-04-30
Don't forget, he was "viciously" attacked by two gorillas and came out with a little scratch.
1 egates09 2019-04-30
I’m glad there are talks of a civil trial, I think anyone with a brain knew something was off immediately. It seriously read like a lie that someone comes up with when they’re 9
1 Billyassman 2019-04-30
Nice forehead, braniac.