What a stupid lie to hold onto. If that were true, then he either lost all custody or signed over his parental rights, both of which are significantly worse than just "she cheated on me and got pregnant". This is all 100% so he can get "awwww" comments from his housewife followers when he makes some shitty cryptic post about "his daughter".
So if you had accused him of being as fat as the moon, he would’ve told you that he was a lot smaller than the moon because he takes taunts literally?
/u/SmellyNig could very well be lying here (you know how those people are), but why does Patrick still feel the need to defend against online haters? Ya know Pat, a wise man once said, "Leave it alone."
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1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
What a stupid lie to hold onto. If that were true, then he either lost all custody or signed over his parental rights, both of which are significantly worse than just "she cheated on me and got pregnant". This is all 100% so he can get "awwww" comments from his housewife followers when he makes some shitty cryptic post about "his daughter".
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-30
'That's a Trump pace'
WTF does this have to do with Trump, child
1 GWARscientist 2019-04-30
Maybe "fathered" is his nick name for molesting? I dunno,just spitballin'.
Emily,what's your take? Wait, thats right, I can't see it cause you're in blocktown USA.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-30
"A Trump pace" what a fucking hack
1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-30
So he IS a father, IS a comedian, ISNT by any generous stretch of the imagination a writer
And ISNT a fucking pedofile, meaning he only masturbates to children. Terrible
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-30
He just admitted to pedophilia. Sick guy!
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Thank God that woman escaped this child grooming monster.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
Trump pace? You mean like your guys who undeniably lied to the American people every night for two years straight?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30
So if you had accused him of being as fat as the moon, he would’ve told you that he was a lot smaller than the moon because he takes taunts literally?
1 BubbaSkrimp420 2019-04-30
/u/SmellyNig could very well be lying here (you know how those people are), but why does Patrick still feel the need to defend against online haters? Ya know Pat, a wise man once said, "Leave it alone."
1 LieutenantTickles 2019-04-30
ORANGE
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-30
I think SmellyNig makes a compelling argument